Well I'm a sweet lady of fifty and five
get me on the dance floor and I can still jive
went to a dance, saw the man of my dreams
smiled up so sweetly between the cake with the cream.
Puffing and panting wanted to be his Valentine
asked him to dance but he sadly declined
asked him what was wrong, he replied "Nothing dear,
except that I think that you have a big rear!"
Not to be put off I gave him a nice wink
went up to the bar, got us both a drink
rolling his eyes he thanked me oh so nice
as then I proceeded to tell him the price!
I think he thought I was offering my services
which seemed somehow to make him quite nervous
as he ran down the road I really tried to explain
but sadly I saw him jump on the next train.
My Valentine plans were now shot to bits
but I know I am gorgeous and don't care one whit
next year I'll be ready and have a new look
in the meantime I need to just buy a new hook!
In a list
A contest entry
- Funny Valentine's Poem by ecrivain01.
450 points, ended February 25, 15 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Well, now ...
it's clever and all that, but I don't understand the last line. What's a new hook?
Other than that, it's not a bad job.
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This is great hun, your usual humour woven into the words made me laugh, silly boys... awesome hun, goodluck in the contest
Karen
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LMAO !!! Oh mum this was funny
Good Luck in the contest
xxx cheeky xxx
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lol...I enjoyed this very much. You need to have a reread for there are some typo's. Other than that a great read. Good luck in the contest.
Kelli
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