This tale's about the rhinophants
my grand-uncle saw at the zoo.
We all laughed, tear-eyed, embarassedly,
his description seemed so untrue.
"They were ginormous" he said excitedly,
"with twindles larger than life.
Their skin was covered with swabling hair,
and the smell of their gerfangles was rife."
But the thing which had amazed grand-uncle the most,
as he'd watched them devour their mid-day feast,
was the fact that each of the the ginormous rhinophants
had sixteen snottles, at least.
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LMAO you really got
me farbling with this one, and in flist of trying becibher just what it was you saying I was hit with another burst of laughter so the humoragraphtic reading level hit the humor charts twice.... very funny
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