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the Dinner Costume

I was invited to the bancy fall, of the century
An hour till it will start, I can't be late,
Have no idea what to wear for an original costume
As I stare at my steak dinner, cold, on my colorful plate

A light bulb went off in my head, so suddenly
I threw off all my duds,can pick them up later
Then, carefully, I arranged some of my dinner, on my privates
I've decided to go to the bancy fall, as a dicktator.

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HEEHEEE!!!!!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy President's Day! This was a hard one!lol
*************POETDONTKNOWIT**************
2-18-2008

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  • daviscth silver member
    September 4, 2008
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    LOL!!! I remember this! thanks so much for posting it.

  • daviscth silver member
    February 27, 2008
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    Thanks so much for posting in my contest.
    Cathy


  • daviscth silver member
    February 19, 2008

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    LOL. Well this for sure had me giggling in no time at all. Thanks so much for this delightful piece. I'm so glad you posted for me.


  • Tattboyspet
    February 18, 2008

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    oh my word! lol!
    I'm sitting here wondering where you're going to put those little peas
    thank you for your entry


  • slipperssun gold member
    February 18, 2008

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    lol well that was definatley original in all its glory... i just hope there was no dogs around that night looking for a little treat...
    good luck in the contest
    cheers
    Jen


  • captain howdy
    February 18, 2008
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    *bursts into laughter* Now that is very original indeed! Best wishes!!! hahaha love it!


  • Cerulean Sunrise gold member
    February 18, 2008
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    OH hehehehe
    What's bancy mean?
    You are a freaking riot!

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