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LaVerne Tells Hazel

Hazel,
you have the wildest imagination.
A frog jumping out of the toilet?
I think those cleaning fumes have finally
gone to your head.
I suppose next you're going to tell me
a giant pumpkin
pulled by white horses
came to the front door of the house
and...
hmm, the doorbell
I wonder who that could be?
Hazel,
go answer the door.
It's a what? A...
giant pumplin...
pulled by...white horses
who have come to pick you up
for the royal ball.





I think I need to
lay down for a moment.

Hey! What are these peas
doing under my mattress?

Author notes

I wrote this in my english class and got a 100 on it...I hope you enjoy reading it, it's there for laughs.

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