It's time,my friend, that I confess
Of all the things that I posses
The things I love the best, I guess,
Are my brown undies.
They fill my heart and soul with glee;
With happiness, tranquility,
They let me breathe, they set me free:
My brown undies.
They really are the best in town,
So soft and silky, smooth and brown;
My god! I cannot put them down!
My brown undies.
Take them off?! Don't think I can.
In them, I feel the perfect man.
I won't wear any other than,
My brown undies.
They keep me snug, they keep me dry.
They're so damn cool, they catch the eye.
The women croon, and purr and sigh
At my brown undies.
And so, my friends, I hope you know
That should you want, I'll gladly show
Them off to you: I love them so!
My brown undies.
Author notes
Well, you did say crazy.
Silky is the amazingness
For La Tua Cantante: options 1 and 6, I guess.
A contest entry
- Amazamning b-day laughs for SILKY-kins! by Rose Darkest Night.
500 points, ended February 28, 2008, 3 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - LARGEST AP CONTEST EVER!!!! by Princess Peach.
646 points, ended March 1, 2008, 43 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Life Is Beautiful. [Eight Options.] by La Tua Cantante.
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Comments
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hehe this is wow lol thank you for taking the time to enter this contest have a great day best wishes and much luck
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Wow...all I can say is that this brought back memories of doing my father's laundry.
Lol. But it was funny! Made me chuckle! Thanks for giving Silky some love for her b-day!
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