Synopsis Of The Clueless Guests...

Such a shameful disgrace, for all to see
For, they were always in a righteous dignity
The family will never be, after this riot
and the small town gossip, will never be quiet

Caught in the zipper, of Mr. Witherbee's pants
was the hair of his mistress in a torrid romance
Her lipstick was smeared, and she had a carpet burn
The pantyhose of his sweetheart, was draped over the fern

Embarassed of being caught, she went running down the hall
He followed behind her, yelling, "sugar, it's all my fault"
"I should've made sure the door was locked, so sorry, dear"
Standing there, in his overcoat and socks, everyone jeered

This wasn't a delectable moment, you can guess that perception
For it made such a disaster, upon his sister's wedding reception
His half-naked lover, ran out, into the packed Ballroom
And feel into the arms, of the handsome and drunken groom

He grabbed her and kissed her, he was three sheets in the wind
His new bride turned around and caught him, he gave her a grin
She didn't find it so amusing, she went over and hit both of them
and stormed out, with a sailor named Betty, and was never seen, again...