the keyboard clicks and clackers,
and i'm glad i got you "knackered,"
though i don't know quite exactly
what that means . . .
so i write to you another
say, "you look just like my mother!"
then run like hell
when you throw a can of beans!
it hits me in the head,
and i'm feeling slightly dead,
in the internet cafe
while baristas clean . . .
the limas from my eye,
as i settle down to die,
"it's all because of YOU, Di!"
that, i'll scream!
perhaps one day we'll meet,
(i'll introduce you to my feet),
but for now i know
exactly what it means . . .
that you don't piss off the Brits,
'cause you'll be covered fast in shit,
the shit that looks
a lot like lima beans!
I love you, Di! (And, what in God's name IS a masterblaster, huh?
You're not blasting people while they, uh, "pleasure" themselves, are you?)
OH GOD!!! NOT THE BEANS!!!! YOU WOULDN'T DAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!
yes, hellooooo doctor!!! Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
A contest entry
- Valentine's Day for AP Members by Ted E Bare.
525 points, ended February 18, 2008, 23 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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Interesting write Mneans needs fixed torwards the end other than that I like it hehe Love the ending
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Whatever you are taking it must be potent, as for Britts do remember I am a Britt chicken head, lol, hugs
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I will have to say that is one wild Valentine Day request! Not the first wild one in this contest. But you did forget to list the requested screen name this is dedicated to so I can go leave a message for them that you want to be their Valentine. I want to thank you for entering my "Valentine's Day for AP Members" contest.
Ted E
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