The Lemony Snicket's Conspiracy

She's a castaway from Lemony Snicket's
A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Excommunicated to the Pacific Coast
where vultures hover overhead
for her luscious hide.
The mysterious beauty shivers
in sea drenched salt water.
As she ponders her next strategic
move for survival.
A double agent inplant whose
identity had been compromised.
She was left for dead after being
seized and wrapped in a body bag.
Paid assassins cast her overboard
in the middle of oblivion.
Now she must recapture vital
data from her lost memory.
In hopes of being liberated
from this uncharted Island.
Destiny has struck a chord
of reflecting sunlight,
which jarred her subconscious.
Blurry visions of her dossier
flash before her eyes.
As intricated ephiphanies
unleash from her superior brain,
she takes action and devise
the perfect plan.
Her various talents serve her well
creating a massive fire that
signal a passing plane.
The double agent is found
and brought back to civilization.
Where she contracts for a leading
role in the next Lemony Snicket's
A Series of Unfortunate Events, Part II.