The whole affair's simple, there's only one reason
That Cupid should die ... of this be advised:
Although we are now in the Valentine's season,
This Cupid impostor is Satan, disguised.
So we'll snap all his arrows and then we will boil
(To prove to this being we really aren't fooling)
A big copper vat filled with thickest sump oil
Then dunk him in water until he starts cooling.
If that doesn't sort him, then here's what we'll do:
He'll learn how to fly, from the toe of my shoe!!
A contest entry
- Who Killed Cupid???? by Tattboyspet.
450 points, ended February 14, 2008, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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This is great! That's teach the little bugger to go around shooting arrows at people! Well done!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Very sweet (in a twisted sort of way
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thank you for your entry
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