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Classic Text Battle Raps


[U Can't Stop This]
How can I be fake with the rhymes I contemplate
when 100% of the voters registered your name in hate
Battling me was a mistake and you know you can't retalliate
therefore you 2 are the bomb, your life is my descision to detonate
how the hell can you act like my skillz ain't a fact
you gotta realize that I burn you whenever I react
takin metamucil up your ass when I turn around, spittin shit behind my back
you way beyond whack, leaving me to conclude that you're constantly on crack
face the fact that you don't got the metallity
write smarter rhymes or consider suicide if ya wanna battle me
this is the decimation invasion whack rapper deportation
ridding you black kkk hopefulls with my proclamation
you n***az don't even know half my story
and excuse for you to abuse with rhymes that be unexplanitory
not only does f##king with my skin color leave you beyond whack
leaves you with a disgrace to even consider yourselves black
claimin you better than me when it is evendent you can't properly reply
my superiority is a reality in which you constantly deny
it takes 2 of you whack n***az to barely even touch me
and if you think i'm too hot, come check the crew I got with me
$olid $oldjaz on the expansion introducing X-Con, DJ CeNo, and my lady Lavish
to much heat to be blazing, at the same time we ravish
$olid $oldjaz in position to demolish your crew in reppetition
the exposition of your whackness is the main purpose of our mission




[World Constipation]
World Constipation, is my main motivation
to lyrical domination, whack mc's I give anal cremation
now you know it's me when I kick my lyrical masturbation
like a brick hard turd shoved up my ass, I push hard
like when you breastfeed of your granma's titties, you suck lard
like when I have your girl my dick, I come/cum dirty
while other MC's rhymes are like Monica Lewinski, they suck dick
you are all like dogs when you sniff my crotch, you all lick
Now constipate this, on your ass I lyrically piss
with this demented diss, I hit you off with none other than this
when I shove my verbal penis inside your mouth
My shit constipated like Master P (ughhhh) but I still ain't from the south
I rhyme like 3 gay guys going at it, I rhyme sick
while you other perverts got nothing on my lyrical dick
my delivery is like when I shove my dick up your ass, I come/cum quick
with a masturbational nut bust flow that is slicker than Slick Rick
cuz you know Straight Rhyming to me is like Straight Masturbation
you know I gotta have that sensation, forget your industry confirmation
now back to the story of my lyrical constipation
like when Bill tried to hide Monica's blow job from the nation
Most MC's like Audrey Hepburn, you are all dysfunctionaly shaken
Not to mention your rhymes like Brittney Spears tits, you all fakin
and now that is all from this constipational lyricist
verbally bustin a nut with no hands to assist

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