That was it I'd had enough, I was gonna break cupids chokehold on me,
I was gonna get that flying bowman, just you wait and see,
I'm sick of love, and the act of falling,
All because Cupid had came a calling.
So I made a plan and thought it through,
I'd stage a killing, thats what I'd do,
I reeled him in with chocolate covered arsenic tabs, in the shape of little hearts,
Then beat him with his bow, until it fell apart.
A rose with thorns shoved down his throat, and an arrow up his ass,
And hung him from the nearest tree, for the world to gaze as they walk pass,
Yet that little bastard won, He still had gotten me,
For Im soon to be the wife of the cop who convicted me, of murder in the first degree.
A contest entry
- Who Killed Cupid???? by Tattboyspet.
450 points, ended February 14, 2008, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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lol - very different and rather vivid imagery too
thank you for your entry
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yep your right they do go together...lol. great write here and good luck in the contest.
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Absolutely incredible!!! I love this poem!!!!!!
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thank you for the applauds and im glad you liked my serial killer attack against cupid lol...
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LOL! this is the best thing I have read all day! thanks for sharing it, it was delightful and well writen
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Thank you for the applauds and Im glad my poem was something you enjoyed reading today.
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the ending was a surprise great! good job to crush that ornery little guy shooting love-arrows all the time! great fun thanks for sharing regards zaj
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lol. That really was great. I'm glad I clicked on your poem today. =] It's good to see some comic relief towards love. Fantastic.
-Josh.
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thank you for the applauds and i am glad you liked it..
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Hahaha, that is great. Cupid gets his man and woman together all the time. Why would you want to kill such a person?
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well in all honesty when i was younger i would have liked to kill cupid he never quite got me with the right people until about five years ago. but...this poem was actually written as part of a contest about how and why someone would kill cupid. and im glad you enjoyed it.
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