Confucius say
Crabby aged tailor
Old sew and sew.
Confucius say
Rose colored glasses
Weird spectacle
Confucius say
New tatoo
Flesh picture
Confucius say
Aged man like prune
Plumb wrinkled
Confucious say
Hot crosed buns
Branded fanny
Author notes
Written November 21st, 2003
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Comments
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DIDNT REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH,
THANKS FOR ENTERING..
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Lol, Confucius says you very funny, good luck in my contest, Josie
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haha
this is great, it's original, well written and amusing
i liked the way it was written, and the way it was thought out, it was very good
Confucious says
Hot crossed buns
Branded fanny
that was my fave bit, made me giggle
XD
well done and good luck
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LMBO Julie says this is funny. I can't stop laughing. I like what you said at the end because it is so true. LOL I enjoyed the read!!! Thank you for entering my contest
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Pretty Funny
The ending is halarious. Thank you so much for sharing with me. Hot crossed buns branded fanny LOL. Thank you for sharing with me and good luck in the contest.
Many Blessings
Kelle Marie
stavykm
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Quite Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This will sure bring a smile to Kelle's face. I know she will be uplifted by this piece. Thanks for your entry and the best of luck in the contest!!!~~Toni~~ -
cute
Oh yes the old confucious say this is good
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gr8 poem! very funny!! good job!
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LOL
hot crossed buns...I always thought they were angry. ha good funny poem. I like how Confucious sees the world in this poem.oh tattoo nay tatoo? i believe this is a misspell. I'm not one to talk though, as I cant spell worth a damn.
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I like this poem its short and also very funny I also like how creative it was my favorite line is "Confucious says
Hot crossed buns
Branded fanny" that was funny although its more than a lin ebut good look in my contest and thanks -
Very creative and very funny. I liked this and laughed especially hard at the 'branded fanny' stanza. Very well done and good luck in the contest.
All The Best To You And Yours
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How about "Confucious says...man who stand on toilet, high on pot?" I especially like the "branded fanny" stanza...thanks for the laugh
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I thought this was cute.
Thanks for entering
Love D.L.
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hahahahahahaa
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Good write
This was very good. Very creative and humorous. I liked the flow and feel of this piece. Good write! -
That's hilarious! gives job writing fortune cookies looool!
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Hahaha, creative. I enjoyed your "philosophical" tid bits. LoL. Keep on truckin' and all that jazz.
your cerulean dreamer,
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Got a raised eyebrow and a sardonic chuckle from me. Quite... err... high. I don't really think there is any other way to describe this poem. Its just... high.
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ha that was great! i liked "Rose colored glasses
Weird spectacle" thats funny! write more, ill read!
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Haha.. I love those Confucious things.. good write, it entertained me.
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These are just great! LOL You have quite the imagination!!! You are just so funny I can always count on you for a smile! I especially like the prune. Now that could be a tee shirt! LOL Keep it up your fan club is growing! Hugs, Penny
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Confucious says
Man that stand on toilet
High on Pot
Lol ne way this is really funny I neede that -
Thanks for your nice comment.My mug enjoyed the mug of postem.Bill
Edited on Nov 21, 9:03 p.m. because ''. -
you are so funny i love these
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he who pulls zipper
gets caught in his own
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You are so clever! So wise! On AP it's, Billbard says...! Love your wit, your write, and your right on!
(join me in a 
of postem?) *Di*
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