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Jungle Fever Bikinis



Hello ladies!  Summer’s just around the corner, and before you know it, you are going to need a new bikini for the trips to the beach. And before you say that you’ve gained all that extra winter weight, let me tell you about the new Jungle Fever Bikini.

This thing is amazing! I still can’t believe half of the things that I have seen while putting this advertisement together! Honestly ladies, they’re so confident in their product; they can even make the claim that they can make an ape look sexy. You be the judge.

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What would you expect to pay for a product that can do something as amazing as that?

$19.99? No!
$29.99? No!
$39.99? No!

You can get this amazing new product for the low, low price of only $49.99 plus shipping and handling! What are you waiting for? Call now and get a month’s supply of the World Famous “Your Mama Approves” deodorant spray at no charge.

 

 



Just pay shipping and handling. Your man is going to love you for it!

Call now – 888-555-0987 and have your credit cards available.

Sorry, no checks or money orders.

And because we care, no animals were harmed in the making of this advertisement; unlike that poor little gerbil in the “Gerbil Ass Wipes” ad you may have seen recently.

 

 

 

Author notes

I really haven't done anything with humor for a while and figured I might as well get back into the swing of it with this. I just hope you get a kick out of it.

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  • parenchma
    September 21, 2008
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    Venus. no, serena.


  • catz Moderators member
    April 28, 2008

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    This is hilarious, John And I see you received a well deserved Gold for this. Commercials can be so ridiculous sometimes... but at least now I can say I know someone who writes them

    A very funny write

    Dee


  • MagicLady silver member
    April 11, 2008

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    Hey John,
    How the heck are you? This is very funny and I giggled through it both times I read it. Well done. I can see how this got the gold tropy.

    Cheryl


  • LadyDementia gold member
    March 4, 2008

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    Congrats on the gold!

    Too funny...great ad, love the pics. You have a very creative mind. Giggled all the way through. Congrats on the gold...well earned


  • paullallady silver member
    February 20, 2008

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    This was hilarious! You really
    dove into this contest and came
    up with a winner. You caught the
    feeling of all those stupid
    commercials. good luck in the
    contest.


  • Child of an Angel
    February 12, 2008

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    lmfao, i always love your humor, you always make me laugh and look dumb to anyone around me. This was really good lol. TTYS my friend!

    Emily


  • faderman1959
    February 12, 2008

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    The title really caught my eye and the rest just had me laughing all the way through. Well done man this was great fun!


  • galfalfa gold member
    February 11, 2008
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    LMAO, gosh giggled madly all the way through this

    What a laugh, loved this!

    I think you've a hit on your hands with that bikini up there, how many bananas will that peel and gosh that Your mama approves, had me rolling,

    thank you for entering!

    galfalfa


  • Kari gold member
    February 11, 2008

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    omggggggggggggg this had me laughing hard when I read this I love love love it Someone might even think you're for real with it

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