THE NINETEEN NINETY NINE CUBE WITH A HINGE!
It's the world's first Nineteen Ninety Nine Cube With A Hinge! It has everything, that is $19.99 stuck right in it! Open it up and theres more inside! Carry it around everywhere you go! Or stick it to your wall with the mighty puddy that comes included! Need to peel a potato? Need something to strangle Billy Maze with? We got it all! It comes right in the cube with a hinge for $19.99! Need to kill a cat? Theres a dead one in the cube! Do you need a knife that's able to cut through another knife? It's in the cube! And it keeps getting better! For a limited time only the cube comes with controversial gerbil butt wipe! It comes with a 1 a 9 a 9 another 9! It's the nineteen ninety nine cube with a hinge with everything inside and stuck on the outside for $19.99! Get it now!
A contest entry
- Advert Contest #3 by galfalfa.
625 points, ended February 21, 2008, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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lol. Now that's a product no-one should miss out on.
Thanks for sharing this. These humor writes always make me laugh. Good luck in the contest.
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That was fun!
and I agree..that little sucker would come in pretty
handy! especially for the busy family!
that was a fun fun poem!
ears2hearyou
Kathleen/Seattle.
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Wow, you mean to say it comes with a 1 a 9 a 9 and yet another 9? Hmmm, let me see, dead cat, butt wipe, potato peeler, knife, strangulation device,. Does it come with a third arm so i can do all of the above at once?
Tell you what, you round off the corners on that "1" equip it with D cell engerizer batteries so it gives off a real nice vibration and you've made yourself a sale
A hand held back massager, sheesh, what were you thinking?
Thanks for the silliness
galfalfa
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I WANT ONE, please...
I need the gerbil butt wipe, especially, so send one out to me right away, okay? Thank you for getting the word out on this wonderful invention. 
BRAVO!
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