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Author notes

oh come on ! WE know you WANT IT!
don't fool us girls none either!
giggle-giggle-giggle...great contest prompt-a silly fun
ad for us to enjoy! it was fun to write!
oh good gawd, now I have to go find images for this?
oh...what have i done!

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  • moluv10
    February 11, 2008

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    seems like people will try to sell you anything these days...lol Great sales pitch sis! I hope you get some orders...lol


  • raggyann
    February 9, 2008
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    this is just to much
    i love this contest


  • fantasysmurf
    February 9, 2008

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    LMAO!

    Hahahaha. You legend. I didnt know how much a girl can laugh until I read this. Do not worry my friend, this entry was highly entertaining and I am glad you entered it. A Mad Scientist? ABSOLUTELY. He's created a product that will change humanity forever. The need for Mad Scientist Dickie's "STEEL DICKIE'S VITAMIN PILLS" is rife. Those testimonials are 'hard' to 'beat'... Glad you entered this! I am so delighted that you found my prompt.


  • LAPoe gold member
    February 9, 2008

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    Hey I live in Missouri! so do I get a discount?
    I'm a girl and I want to buy... so that should tell
    you how FANTASTIC your add is!!!!!!!! and of course
    it being organic makes all the difference

    laurie


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    February 8, 2008
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    Och, Eh had ane o' them, an' the wheels fell aff it.


  • galfalfa gold member
    February 8, 2008

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    A steel dickie? Now that's what I call Superman
    Yes, ladies , That's my husband over there, the one with the huge rocket in his pants and a red S on his shirt Hop on and give it a ride, it'll stay hard ...GUARANTEED

    Thanks for early morning laughs,

    galfalfa


  • grannyeri gold member
    February 7, 2008

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    What a laugh I got from reading this ad - wonder how many will buy this product from reading this? LOL Great entry.


  • Dlvvanzor
    February 7, 2008
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    Rofl that was hysterical. Great one!

  • EncounteredEpiphany
    February 7, 2008
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    Speechless!!!


  • AddictiveTRUTH
    February 7, 2008

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    Oh My....

    you are a mess thanks for sharing

    Ephiphany♥


  • Poetic Tasha Moderators member
    February 7, 2008

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    LMFAO where do you come up with this stuff????

    hahahaha best of luck seattle sis!

    Tasha

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