The Ballad of Attacking Rainbows

Wanna chat?

what do you wanna to talk about?

idk, how about rainbows?

i like rainbows

Carnivorous rainbows?

ooooooooh, those are cool.  Did you get yours yet?

i would have but im goiing to wait till they drop the price

I had to give mine to a natural preservation park

Are they an endangered species?
no wonder their so expensive, i blame genetic engineering

me to

the anti intelligence ray protects me from the carnivorous rainbows

the what?

the magic ray that keeps you safe at night, dont you have one?

no.
am I doomed then?

no, you gave your rainbow to a wildlife preserve i thought

what if they can escape and hunt me down?

hmmm, then it would apear the shortage is false, we must seek millitary intervention imediately.  where are my cowboy boots?

Upstairs.

well then, to the fatmobile!

Don't forget your sneakers

oops, just a sec, now I’m off.  In the words of Ronald Reagan, "ill be back!"

On a Tuesday?

any time is train time

I hope you brought Tea. Sheik loves Tea.

wait, sheik is at your house?
she can help fight the rainbows!

Bow chickity chickity chickity bow wow

tucker too?

No, oh god no.

then the world is safe

Do you even know who Sheik is?

sheik is the one who will give link something great when the world ends and the ninjas reign

Uh...

it is all in the prophesies of the hidden gaystall

... so everything in the future is gay?

perhaps, if the graffiti is true

Since when was grafiti true?

since rainbows came on market, speaking of which, have they arrived yet?

Yes! We must recover!

to the ledge!

Use Up b!

aye aye captain, up b it is.  3, 2, 1, houston we have liftoff

Who are you playing as!?

apollo 13?

Wasn’t it apollo 13 that crashed?

Uh... I think so.
heh heh, well then...  ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Save me Olimar!

How 'bout Captain Falcon?  Olimar's busy.
phhh, darn
ill just crash then
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*explosion sound

So afraid to be in the pwnsome presence of CF? I understand.

he makes me moo like an ice cream

Um…
thats a bizzare phenomenon

except when its an ice cream… SUNDAE
the one sundae to rule them all

and btw, how are you?

naked

As a pie on cocaine?

no, even more naked, like a dafodile with a wallrus man standing by in a helicopter flying along the interstate and 15 mph with a slight taste of lemons and electricity on a sunny day

Oh, I get it now.

what do you get?

A rainbow

nooooooooo!
that disrupts the entire prophesy of the gaystall!
now the world will never taste orange juice

*goes to drink oj* Oh, realy?

you just got enlightened.
spread the wealth in your new founded fight against Homophobia!

Never!

then the world it doomed...  the rainbows will rule

Cool...

the carnivourous ones at the top, having absorbed all trace of inteligence in sentient beiings

Fine I'll sprad your stupid butter *grumble*
*spread

its to late, the spoon beetles have spread, entire nations have been quarantined
ahhhh, im meltiiiiing, what a world, what a world...

Uh... that puddle's only  1/2 inch deep. you can't melt in it.

as i melt in it it grows deeper til the entire world is consumed

No it doesn't fool! *slaps*

Ah, spouse abuse!

right, im goiing to go now
*SonicFanBoy has logged off

um, hello?
anybody out there?
damn...
*Random Man has logged off

and so it came to pass the the rainbow revolution failed, and nijas took over instead