You might be wondering what it does,
And for that reason we will tell.
No matter how bad your plaque, and
No matter how bad your gums,
We guarantee this will work,
Or your money back!
Ever gotten tar stuck to your gums?
Well, my friend, this will get rid of it!
Do not bother reading the small print,
For there is no chance of loss of life.
(Only loss of teeth),
After all, who will you trust? Your dentist or us?
Author notes
Not coming to a store near, or far from, you.
A contest entry
- Advert Contest #3 by galfalfa.
625 points, ended February 21, 2008, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please be up front and honest and tell me what you think.
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Yep I'll have a bottle
Hehehe. Already got a couple of teeth missing - makes it VERY hard to eat! Scary and Funny
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*chew*?
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not our teeth..not our teeth!
That was a fun poem!
As i run to the bathroom to check my toothpaste!
good job poet! lol
ears2hearyou
Kathleen : )) you could have tortured us with bleeding
gums and all sorts of nasty things, you take the higher
road! oh thank gawd!
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*points to the blood by the sink*
*shifty*
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Who needs teeth anyways
Pesky things...lets just gnaw it off with our gums 
thanks for the grins and for entering
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*gnaw*
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WOW I'll have the cleanest non teeth around... sign
me up! ouch!! now that hurts... well done.. put a big
old toothless on my face.
laurie.
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Heh.
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