the last time i went to the OPERA
i was wearing some really nice PINK trousers
and i guzzled down a dozen OYSTERS in the interval
which had a very bad effect on my UNDERWEAR
(the opera was 'Nixon in CHINA' by john adams)
and it was a FUCK awful evening really
i should have stayed at home and read PORNOGRAPHY instead
as that would have pleased ME (JOHNNY NOBODY) more
but when I got home that NIGHT
i got totally pissed and managed to SPEW up
before dreaming of how to DESTROY ISRAEL
and also imagining having a shit IN A BROTHEL
on horseback or even better IN A CHURCH
set in a fucking WILDERNESS OF WEEDS
o christ what a headache i have - I DON'T
care a half-assed BUGGERY what happens to me
now that my photos of my mum WANKING are all stained
with her BARE-HEADED vaginal drippings
which is a tribute to the INCREDIBLE SEXINESS
of MY LATEST HAIRDO don't you know?
Author notes
The answers to your 20 questions are dealt with in order and are capitalised.
A contest entry
- Just For Fun - twenty questions by just mercedes.
1750 points, ended February 13, 2008, 13 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Your erudite comments are very welcome!
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Family of Transvestites
Okay, Bert is an AUNT, and your mother WANKS, and you write poems about imagining yourself next to 80 year olds sucking face...
then there's the mask, the lug balls...
Crap..you are a frickin' MUTANT, DUDE!
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My, my. You're annonymous, but I'm sure we've met before. Thank you for this tongue-in-the-cheek response, an edgy entry to the contest. Not what I expected, but a lot of fun all the same!
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Too funny!
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Met before? We certainly have.
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That's right, it was at the opera, wasn't it? So, how have you been? It was nice to get to know you better via your poem, I'm stuck on the image of a shit on horseback in a church - wouldn't that become rather uncomfortable for you?
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This is a great idea for a contest and I think you are gonna do just fine. xx
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