Mr. Escobedo was wearing a Speedo
Out to the beach one day.
Everybody saw him and wanted to outlaw him
Cuz he looked freaky and gay.
"Mr. Escobedo, why're you in a Speedo?
You look incredibly gross!
You have nothing to gain by wearing that thing.
Please wear some decent clothes!"
So Mr. Escobedo got rid of his Speedo
And put on a suit and tie.
"Now you look classy and not quite as nasty,"
Everyone said with a sigh.
And that is the gorey, hideous story
Of Mr. Escobedo.
And up until now, he's taken a vow
That he'll never again wear a Speedo.
Author notes
I really DON'T want to EVER see my English teacher in a Speedo. But I came up with this in like five minutes... and Escobedo DOES conveniently rhyme with Speedo. Hey, can't I write a stupid poem every once in a while? =P
What did you think?
Comments
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.....*twitch*....
I feel sorry for that man...
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