Her beauty had me in a trance
From when I first came to the dance
The way that she smiled
Was a tiny bit wild
Then I’m driving without any pants
I’m certainly not disappointed
In fact I am feeling anointed
Her beauty and charms
Like her feet, face and arms
Have me quite convinced she’s double-jointed
Her antics were quite acrobatic
And certainly had me ecstatic
Oh, she thrilled me so much
That I just double clutched
(And the car I drive is automatic!)
She has such a talented ass
Did that sign just say, “Welcome to MASS”?
"We’re lost, hon.” I told her
My chin bumped her shoulder
I hope I don't run out of gas!
Got pulled over by the police
As she had her thirteenth release
They just smiled at my car
“Sir, stay right where you are.”
Which didn’t faze her in the least
She began to put on quite a show
And I heard many passing horns blow
From the way her ass beat me
I passed out completely
And how I got home, I don’t know
Gold trophy winner
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