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Redneck Fairy Tale

I killed bin Laden
In this twisted little world
He died on the first shot
And now the world is free from his evil
Love is in the air
And George W was assassinated
peace is finally here
Now I can go home
And open up that cold one
Because that Pibb's been callin me
Since the Day I left
My F-150 has a new lift and tires
And the poles are on the back
Fishin is where I'm headed
until one cooler is empty
And the other is full
Then I will make love to my woman
And that is the best fairy tale
Oh wait I forgot to stop at Wards
My burger is callin

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Now thats the redneck fairy tale

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  • movedon
    September 17, 2008

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    ROFL. This would be my dream as well! Mmmmm fishing and a cold one...sign me up.

    in like no ones watchin,
    Mylee


  • PoetsHeart
    June 9, 2008
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    priceless....the wishes of all and the dreams of a real man :-)


  • storiesuntold gold member
    March 25, 2008

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    I hope

    I hope the public woeks as hard to bring this world around and not wait for the president for without our cooperation and learning to love one another we will be due a downfall we need to do our part here while our men and women fight on the line and make this country a place they so want it to be .love Patty


  • grannyeri gold member
    March 15, 2008

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    Yes, just a dream - everything is still the same - nothing has changed. We are certainly due for some changes - might come with the next president!


  • SpiritMother
    March 9, 2008

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    I enjoy fishing as well although I would choose lemonade instead of beer.. an engrossing fairytale for sure..sorry out of applause but will catch you later. (clapping)


  • rbruce gold member
    March 8, 2008

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    I love the joys of fishing, outdoors, cold beer, and exciting company. Well done, I would join you anytime.
    Welcome to the group from an Honorary Texan. Cheers, Bob


  • storiesuntold gold member
    March 8, 2008
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    Good write

    Going mudding and fishing and the ultimate finish of being with the one you love bravo


  • Talking Toni gold member
    March 8, 2008

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    SOunds Like You HAve.....

    Finally found your ral life fairy tale. Back home from Iraq. I liked this with the exception of the whole assination of Bush. Bin Laden however does derserve to die!!! Bush, I feel just did the best he coul faced with the type of terrorism as a first for our nation. BUt You of all are certainly entitled to your free speech after all, you fought hard for it!!! Sit back and take that fishin' trip, enjoy your brews and your gal!!! You have earned it!!! Great job writing this piece, it painted a vivid picture in my mind and your words took me just where you wanted me to go.!!!~~Toni~~


  • delightfulmess silver member
    March 8, 2008

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    hehe yup Bin Laden needs to go. And Yipppeee
    GB is almost done This is a great fantasy.

    I must thank Bob for the referral to you
    You just returned from Iraq right? so I can see where this fantasy took root.

    Welcome Back.


    Delila

  • Bob Fox
    March 8, 2008

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    Wow

    well Bin Laden must go ut i do not think that Bush should bear all the blame . The entire gov. is at fault as well as the media for not letting our tropps win over there & come home. But the poem sounds goo to me


  • Midnight Rose14
    March 7, 2008
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    WOOO!!!!! true redneck style....reminds me of mine town!


  • Chocolate Chip
    February 9, 2008
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    hahaha

    this is soo funny =P


  • darell
    February 9, 2008

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    Comical

    This was a cleverly written piece
    with alot of good idea's to ponder.lol!
    No but seriously, I think you did a nice job.
    It was very entertaining and smart.
    The title alone is worth a holler.
    Nice work here.

  • Noheartorsoul
    February 9, 2008
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    that was really grate. that is a fairy tale


  • Edna Sweetlove
    February 9, 2008
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    I clicked on this because I thought it might be amusing. Unfortunately I was mistaken in that. It was rather depressing to think people like that actually exist. But I am confused as I thought that rednecks supported Bush. They must be worried about Obama (even if they are able to work out he's not the same as Osama).


  • Princess-nee
    February 9, 2008

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    "I killed Bin laden!" this sounds funny and serious at the same time.The whole fairytale seems to be in a different tone.Something hilarious and interesting to read


  • Lexi 1992
    February 8, 2008

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    lol

    the end is sooo funny. the beginning makes me worry though..lol. it's been a while since i have talked to you. are you back now? hope youre fine...


  • BlueEyeWonder1988
    February 7, 2008

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    Nice Jess. . It rings.

    Ok,your tale can be possibly true but I'm looking from the fairy tale world at the moment. I like your poem it ain't bad, trust me. just not in this contest. Thank u 4 trying. Goodluck in writing.


  • pinkhawk
    February 5, 2008
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    ..this is cool!..somehow funny, it makes me smile!!!!!


    • allfayth
      February 5, 2008
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      I appreciate your comment

      I'm glad you like it. I haven't written in a while and I just wanted to write something down that would cheer me up.


  • SilverMoonFeathers
    February 5, 2008

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    This is funny, sweet, twisted and adorable and so sarcastic and whatnot at the same time. I Loved it And i hope you make it home safe soon for your woman

    -Silky

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