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Doggy Rap

I'm a smooth doggy dog
All the bitches love me
I'm totally adorable
except when I wee...

...on the coach, on the mat
I know where its at,
So why not come over here
come and give me a pat?

Yeah right there bitch
keep scratching that itch...
Come on and sniff my bum,
Lets eat some pedigree chum!

I like to pop my collar
When I finish my walk
I only know how to bark
Don't know how to talk

I'm a stylish leg-humper
In fact I look beautiful
My momma was a bulldog
My daddy a poodle...





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It helps if you rap as you read this.

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  • z etoile
    March 10, 2008

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    hmm well this was certainly full of rap! Great job you brought on the atmosphere well and a gold well deserved!


  • Applehead
    February 18, 2008

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    lmao I love this made me laugh so much not only is it funny as but the rhyme is super daddy snoop dogg would be proud! Well done and thank you for entering.


  • slightlypretentious
    February 8, 2008
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    i hope other readers feel as weird rapping this as i did