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Papa Joe's Writer's Block & Tackle Shop

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It was the one thing I could do half-right,
Though as of late had failed me;
I could not noun nor adverb write,
 
A vacant mind assailed me.

So, taking the advice of a host of friends,
“What you need is a break”, said they;
I took myself to where the road ends,
And to the bait store by the bay.

Being not much of a fisherman,
I browsed the lures and hooks;
I was thinking myself a “wisher-man”,
When I came across some books!

The first was a great anthology
Of grand poets, both new and old;
The second dealt with ecology,
Of global warming and bitter cold.

Shorthand was the last book’s theme,
An amanuensis’ delight;
I was startled from my daydream,
By a sound that gave me fright.

A voice said, “Someone left them here,
About a week ago; no two. ”
I saw the owner standing there,
Brushing squid from off his shoe.

“Name’s Joe, but you can call me POP,
And there’s flounder off that jetty;”
“Just take a look around the shop,
And let me know when you are ready.”

So I chose some hooks from off the shelf,  
Thought, squid might just do the job;
“I’d get some sinkers were it me, myself,”
“Those fish”, said Pop, “just love to rob.”

So there I sat under a sun so hot,
With both book and pole in hand,
Reading Kipling, Tennyson, Sir Walter Scott,
My, but what a merry band!

I thought it wise to pass on Poe,
He’d scare all the fish for sure;
I thought they’d like Ms. Dickenson though,
A stately lady, refined, demure.

And so it was I wiled that day,
Catching only an eel, though small;
I threw him back, and as he swam away,
I yelled, “I'll see you in the Fall!”

I stopped at Pop’s before I left,
Returned his rod and reel;
He said he wouldn’t consider it theft
If I kept the book; I said, “Done Deal!”

My writer’s block still comes and goes,
As it does to those who scribble;
My advice is, "Get down to Papa Joe’s,
And just set 'till you get a nibble!"
 
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And that is how I resolved my writer's block!
Now I have to get some "sun block!
 
John 
 
 
 
 

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  • ArtFullyMe gold member
    June 26
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    oh! you know.. I think I have some old text you just might appreciate for this.. let me rummage...

    Filosophee and phishing,
    seem pretty much the same,
    both brandish baited hooks,
    and breed tall tales of fame.

    The one that got away,
    seems true to either sport,
    as each amend their actions,
    to gain some line support.

    Phishing and filosophee,
    both search for bigger fish,
    but only does a phisherman,
    eat his well cooked dish.




  • NurseyPoo
    June 23
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    Amusing

    You did well on this one. I love fishing but don't get the chance much right now. I do however go sit at the lake sometimes and let my muse run free. Pen on...

    . Rewarded 4

    • Dear NP

      I let mine run free once and it never came back.
      I found her one day at the muse-um, big art fan she!lol

      Thanks for taking a look at this. Glad you found it light-hearted.

      John
  • Koodles this is a wonderful write and a good idea. Fishing isn't exactly my idea of a great time but being in nature is so maybe I will also try that. Good luck in the contest.
    Blessed be
    Mystic
  • Oh what a cute piece. Sounds kind of tongue in cheek. Very humorous.

    • Hi M&M

      Humorous is the key word I look for in comments to this poem! It was supposed to be, at least a little.
      Actually I believe you have to really write to get writer's block,
      and I certainly don't do enough of that to get it, for sure!
      Now if there was such a thing as sleeper's block, I'm a prime candidate!

      Thanks M&M for your nice thoughts on this poem. Makes an old angler feel good.

      Regards,
      John-Las Vegas, Nevada
  • AWESOME

    Fishing is deffinetly so much better doing drugs. Who wouldnt rather fish than like, die early? Moral of today story, children... Drugs are bad, do not take them. Fishing however, rules, and you should fish as regularly as possible!
    • Mr S

      Thanks a lot for your thoughts on my fishing poem. glad you liked it!
      And kids, never, ever play your strat standing in the surf waiting for a bite.

      John
  • WOO HOO! I love fishing! This is a great write. Very true, honest, and very well done. No drugs! yuck! pick up a pole, not a joint!

    Mylee
  • abyssal
    May 14

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    I like this, not quite sure if it fits with the prompt either...it definitely has literary tones...We shall see. Thanks for the entry.

  • one word.........amazing

    • Thanks FLG...

      ...for taking the time to let me know your thoughts on my Bait Shop poem. It is genuinely appreciated.

      John
  • BRAVO! BRAVO!

    Was that brillantly written or what!
    Thanks we all needed a good fish spot, and now we
    all know where the great ones are biting!
    well written, smartly done poem, please pass the lemon &
    butter!
    ears/Seattle BRAVO! BRAVO!

    . Rewarded 4

  • Very fun read, this piece flows effortlessly!

  • Now this sounds like some good advice to me! The sunblock would be a must in my bag though. You had my full attention from beginning to end here. This was truly well written and full of some really awesome imagery. I enjoyed this piece. Thank you for sharing and best wishes to you in all of your endeavors. Keep that pen handy and ever ready for use dear poet.
    ♥ Touchof1der

    . Rewarded 8

    • Hi Kimberly

      How ya doin' kiddo?
      Don't see you too often except in the greeters box.
      You a fisherwoman?lol Even my spellcheck won't accept that word, da--ned sexist contraption!

      Glad you liked this! Did you know it was me, John, in Las Vegas? I always change my name at tax time, keeps them scratching their heads at the IRS!

      Well, you be good, and I'll see you around the inkwell!

      Thanks again.

      John
  • Vera Rich gold member
    May 7

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    This is a splendid piece of demotic writing - and reminds me of both Kipling and Service - both great enthusiasms of mine. (Regarding Service - my mother had me reading and reciting his work long before I started school... and Dan M'Grew and the "Lady that's known as Lou" were as familiar to me as - well, say, Bo-Peep and Little Boy Blue to my contemporaries!)...

    But- John - are you joking about not knowing any other poem that mentions poets by name? What about - for example - Byron's "Vision of Judgement"? Or Aristophanes "Frogs"... (There is a good new translation by Paul Roche - it was published in paperback in the USA, so should not be too hard for you to find!)... Or - surely the greatest and most famous of them all: William Dunbar's "Lament for the Makers"? If you really have never read the latter - please do try even if you find the Early-Modern Scots language a little difficult. But PLEASE make sure you read the full text... that IDIOTISSIMA Helen Gardner cut out half the verses in her edition of the Oxford Book of English Poetry - and that to me ruins the effect of that great litany of now alas, half-forgotten names...

    By the way, I think you have a spelling mistake - "wiled" - unless this is a US variant of which I was not aware. In UK orthography, it should be "whiled".
  • Rudolf
    May 6

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    I hit this by mistake, I found it rather tasty

    I like your eggs you cooked them well,
    when you found the pan...
    with words that flip and scrabbled spice,
    a poets meal for man.
    send more eggs I want to eat,.. how you get your name?
    It don't matter very much, I'll taste them just the same.
    rudolf

    . Rewarded 6

  • maheo
    May 6

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    lol-what a wonderful picture, congers that of my youth with my father fishing. I guess I hope you have a few days of writer's block every summer and enjoy the scene!
    • Dear Maheo

      I'm always glad when someone says it reminded them of something in their own life.
      Appreciate your getting back to me with your thoughts on this one!

      Thanks Again!

      John
  • Well, I am an advid reader, of Frost, Angeleau, Browning, and a few others, pass on Poe, BUTTTTTTTTT,

    Three Egg Omelet is one Fine read!!!


    This is fantastic John! I love it!! And I am sure my husband could tell you a few good places to get tackle and such, as he loves to fish as much as I love to read!!

    Great job on this one!!

    Nyetta

    . Rewarded 6

    • Hi Nyetta

      I'm glad you liked this poem! I still have your notes on your Mom's book, just haven't been feeling good lately.
      Just an unfriendly malaise that has sort of settled in me.
      Oh, I'm a fan of Ms Maya's as well & the others.
      Trying to read this biography as well, but one or two pages and I have to put it down. And don't mention sleeplessness!
      I had no idea a person could live, much less function with so little sleep. Went to the doctor today and going to try something new.
      Get on the internet and check with the local local papers here in Las Vegas and check the obits. If you don't see my name there you can send me a message, OK? LOL

      Thanks again Nyetta, Means a lot!

      John Johnson

  • Zork
    May 3
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    I love story poems, this was great.
  • well I thought it time I took a browse and I can see the fun element you spoke of My brothers have always been keen fishermen (mainly carp) though the most I caught was a cold, however I can see it would be the perfect sport for a poetry reading marathon!

    • Thank you very much

      This is the only poem I know of that mentions other poets names in it. Are you aware of any other? Not that I'm in the same category, by far! You must have gotten up in the middle of the night when you sent that message!lol
      How old is your grandson now? Still curly hair? Mine's not curly, nor straight, nor anything for that matter!lol non extant is better term.lol

      John

  • LittleBee
    May 3
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    That was a delightfull read!

    I especially loved the idea of not reading Poe so you do not scare the fish.


  • grannyeri gold member
    April 27
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    Do like the thoughts expressed in these lines - great graphic too, by the way. Hoping to read some new ones soon again. Up to 8 above today, snow is melting, hope that was the last of the white stuff for this winter/spring.
    • Hi Erika

      Wow! Still in the teens and below? Well, I hope that will be all for the winter and that you get some relief soon.
      I haven't written much this year, probably due to a lot of domestic mess that has been going on since October. Perhaps the second half of the year will be better.

      Thanks for the visit. Be good!

      John
  • PROPHETIC

    I want to go and stay with Papa Joe and just set and read forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LO-AMO SALUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WomanWriting
    April 12

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    I've never been overly fond of rhyme but you got a chuckle out of me with this one. I wish you well on
    a poem wonderfully penned.

    WW

  • LadyDementia gold member
    April 12

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    A great piece, tho I have never been fishing I do find reading in the open air to be very inspiring. I'll take the poe for you...then the fish will be safe A superbly penned piece, good luck

    • Thank you Lady D.

      I'm happy you liked this poem. I think I did write this
      to try and break a poor season record for not writing things. But, I'm not what you'd call a writer's writer, and it would be difficult to discern between what is normal for me and being inactive.LOL
      Thanks again, it was nice of you to read this.

      John-Las Vegas, Nevada



  • Great Write...

    Sounds like a great place to visit...

    Lo-Amo

    Salute!

  • TN.Joe
    April 7
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    Excellent Visual

    There is Joe's everywhere. I think I like this one.
    Joe

    • Thank you T J

      Thanks for your thoughts on my Bait an Tackle shop. Yeah, I guess they are all over the country!LOL Like franchises?

      Glad you liked this one! Wanna buy some jelly-worms?LOL

      John

  • klassy lassy
    April 6

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    John, this takes me back to my childhood...not that I ever got to go fishing in more than books...but my granddad would sit on the banks of the river for hours in the sunlight catching nature and fish-swapping stories. He was pretty good at catching fish, too, but it was the stories I liked best, although I don't remember their details now. I do remember being enchanted.

    As for fishing in books, it's been a while. I think you are dangling the bait. Thank you!

    • Hi !!!

      Yeah,I like fishing in books as well...photo scrap-books !LOL
      It is a nice Sunday for a site like this, no pressure, leisurely reads etc.
      Thanks for stopping by! Haven't been writing as much as I would like. Have a bunch of domestic issues going on right now. Waiting for my pension to begin among others.

      This poem...it is the one and only poem I've written that I began by just having the title, usually do it just the opposite.

      Thanks again for taking a peek at it.
      Hope all is well with you!

      John

      PS: I lost my favorites list, so ifyou8 see me reinstate your own, pay it no mind!LOL JJ

  • Musimwa
    March 17

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    Wonderful

    Touched by the narration. Good, it flows, no doubt.U have played with our wits here. That is what poets are supposed to be. This poem is interesting. I love it. I enjoyed it. Keep this up.

    Good day

    • Dear Musimwa

      Thanks for taking a look at my fishing bait store poem.
      Glad to hear your thoughts on it. Means a lot!

      John-Las Vegas, Nevada

  • sanity silver member
    March 12

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    i though by the title this was going to be a heavy piece, but it was very light hearted and refreshingly to the point.... there never is a need to pull your hair out if you can't write, just take a break as you say....lol thanks for sharing... take care Linda..... xxxx
    • Just when I was thinking I could use a little SANITY in my life right now, your name pops up on the screen! Serendipity?

      Thanks! I'm glad you liked this. It never was meant to be heavy, but then, I don't write heavy stuff. Wouldn't if I knew how!LOL
      Again, glad you thought well enough of it to let me know your thoughts.

      Thanks a lot, Linda! Means a bunch!

      John-Las Vegas

  • sanity silver member
    March 12
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    i though by the title this was going to be a heavy piece, but it was very light hearted and refreshingly to the point.... there never is a need to pull your hair out if you can't write, just take a break as you say....lol thanks for sharing... take care Linda..... xxxx

  • Faithbound gold member
    March 12

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    This was cute. I enjoyed the image of Pop and of you reading while fishing. Nicely done with this piece. I think I smiled the whole way through.
    • Dear Trina

      Thank you very much for what I'd hoped to be some light reading poem.
      I like coffee as well, except when I make it. Can't make coffee worth the beans! Never do drink it at home unless I "bring" it home!

      This is my newest poem offering so thanks a lot. I see you're from Michigan. Never been there myself except for once about 40 years ago delivering a mess of furniture to a home in Dearborn. Not even long enough to have a cup of coffee!LOL

      Thanks again Trina, nice of you to say!

      Regards,
      John-Las Vegas, Nevada

  • kidwithgun
    February 29

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    very awesome! i enjoyed this very much because in the past i've done more writing while sitting on a bank or in a boat fishing than anywhere else. this is one of my new favorites


    • Three Egg Omelet gold member
      February 29
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      Dear KWG

      Glad you liked the poem though I don't know how you came upon it. There is another cowboy up your way, sagerider,
      on this site and writes pretty well too. I went to your author's page and will return the favor extended here, but not quite right now. Have my domestic duties to tend to right now.
      I usually look at titles when I'm not sure what I will find, and liked the couple of titles you've got there on that page.

      You'll hear from me soon. Again, thanks for your thoughts on this poem!

      John-Las Vegas
  • James Ether
    February 19
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    Very nice

    hahaha I Loved it the title was very catchy

    • Three Egg Omelet gold member
      February 19
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      Thank you james.

      My fishing poem was "very catchy" huh?
      You're going to really like this site!LOL
      Thanks again.
      How the heck did you find my poem?

      John
      • James Ether
        February 19

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        well simple

        Haha the little bar on the right, having been on a site such as deviant art for a while i know the best way to get exposure and make friends is to go out and comment, and trust me i sifted through a lot of "gems" in order to find yours!

  • grannyeri gold member
    February 19

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    HI there - see you have changed your name again and got a new picture up. Hope all is well with you. Nice to see some new poetry up too - like your new author page as well. Great flow, rhythm and rhyme in these lines - love fishing so enjoyed this one. Take care... keep writing


    • Three Egg Omelet gold member
      February 19
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      Thanks Erica

      Yes, I wrote this and a Spanish poem in the last few months.
      I'm not breaking any records by any means, but it is better than I was doing.

      Glad you liked this fishing poem.

      John

  • Sue Cardwell gold member
    February 17

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    Is it really a cure for writers block? If so please give me the address, I'll watch while you fish, I've done a bit of that in my time.
    A great poem John. Imagery was great and I could feel the sun as I read it. It was nice to read a 'feel good' poem and put a smile on my face.

    Thank you...Sue


  • MargaretG silver member
    February 14

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    I like this philosophy - patience in the face of resistance. The muse must be tempted, never coerced, so why not do something you enjoy while waiting?
    This poem reads just as you may speak it, and the image of the bait shop with its forgotten poetry books gave a gentle humour in juxtaposition.


    • Three Egg Omelet gold member
      February 14
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      Thank you Mary

      I just heard the the television writer's strike has ended; and hopefully too, their parent organization The Pacific Coast Muses!LOL
      Tickled that you liked this!

      John

  • bones7
    February 9

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    Good job pops.
    I liked it!
    why not poe!he's one of my favs!lol
    But great job anyway


    • Three Egg Omelet gold member
      February 9
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      Brant

      I was trying to be funny there. E A Poe usually wrote kind of scary stuff and I didn't want the fish to get scared

  • partridge
    February 6

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    I love the end of this one! Very witty, lol! Hmm.. the fish around here tend to be big Shakespeare and Langston Hughes fans =)


  • SilverButterfly gold member
    February 6

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    Wow..fishing and poetry..never even crossed my mind lol!
    Sounds like a perfect combination to me. Very funny and entertaining at the same time. I truly enjoyed this read!!

    SilverButterFly
    (Mary)

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    • Three Egg Omelet gold member
      February 6
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      Thanks Mary

      Thanks a lot for your comments on my fishing poem. Muchly appreciated.
      About your comments on writing about fishing in a poem, there are a lot of them. Lots of people write about the sea shore, right? Well, just take another couple of steps and you'll be waist-deep in something else you can write about.LOL

      It was awful nice your getting back to me on your thoughts on this poem. I just love to hear what people think.
      After all, I don't write poetry for me, do I?

      Sincerely,
      John-Las Vegas, Nevada

  • RuthKephart
    February 6

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    LOL...John, I love the humor in this piece. Sounds like somewhere I'd like to go as I love anything to do with water and ( humbly brags ) I'm a pretty good fisherman. Nice to see your muse is back for a run
    Ruth

    • Hi Ruth!

      I know this is kind of late coming from me in response to your comments on this poem, but actually it has nothing to do with the poem. It is your picture which I just saw five minutes ago.
      Always nice to hook up the face and personality.
      You KNOW I live in Vegas, but probably do not know that I no longer gamble, at all. Nine years now!
      But if things were different, and I did, I would have bet all I had
      that you are red-headed, and gone to sleep without a sleeping pill
      that night, lol.
      I'm, or used to be, red-headed too.
      I tried to put up a picture of myself for my page as well, but every time I do, Robert Redford's people complain to the site and they have to take it down cause of the resemblance and all.
      In every blessing is a curse, I guess!

      Be good Ruthie!

      If you're ever looking for a lousy ER poem take a look at my page!

      John

  • EarthToJim
    February 6

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    A funny combination of seaside humor and literary accomplishment. Something's fishy here, but I just can't put my bobber on it.

    . Rewarded 4


    • Three Egg Omelet gold member
      February 6
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      Thanks ETJ

      I appreciate your thoughts on this poem today. Still needs a little fine-tuning, but I'll get around to that.

      Again, thanks a lot for your comments, means a lot.

      John-Las Vegas, Nevada
  • Bad Bill
    February 6

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    A thoroughly entertaining and delightful read, one which made my day! Now where did you say that Block and Tackle shop was?

    Bill

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    • Three Egg Omelet gold member
      February 6
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      Dear Bill

      Glad you thought well of my Bait Shop poem. Probably the first poem I've done where the title was the first thing to pop into my mind.
      Glad that you found it entertaining, Bill!

      John-Las Vegas, Nevada

  • TillyMay
    February 6