Who are you kidding,
Your smile is too wide.
Behind it I know,
You're just snarky and snide.
Do you think that it's cool,
To make your thoughts rhyme?
You're so useless. My God.
Why are you wasting your time?
What are you thinking,
With those jeans and that shirt?
Said the girl to the face,
With the eyes full of hurt.
Your head is too square,
And your eyes are too beady.
Your hands are too fat,
And you look kinda seedy.
Your hair is too dark,
At least it's real shiny.
But who really cares,
Cuz you've got a big hiney.
Your dogs won't go near,
When you want to shake paws.
And whenever you run,
You get a round of applause.
Take the fat from your butt,
And stick it to your chest.
For everyone loves,
A girl with large breasts.
That's right, have a drink.
Chug the can down.
You're beyond my disgust,
You stupid, fat clown.
I'm going to leave you,
To feed your large ass.
Said the girl to herself
In the cracked looking glass.
Author notes
This poem is almost written in two movements (hence the awkward patterns haha) It was originally intended to be funny, but I guess whether you decide to interpret it as such is up to you.
Regardless, thanks for reading
Please tell me what you think
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Big butts beat big chests any day...so said the guy.
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Good Rhyming
I wish you wouldn't be so hard on yourself but I hope you found writing it good therapy. It's refreshing to find a rhyming poem which works. Why don't you try writng one imaginig you're someone else perhaps the women you wish you were or some one of a different age or gender. Let me know if you do.Good luck
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