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(Best Sleeping Pill Available)

There is No fool
like the one who
keeps on talking
once he has said
what he was intending
to say; one who goes
incessantly on and on
without any regard for
the due strain he is putting
on his wearied audience who
are doing everything they can
give him hints that they are
completely bored and not at
all interested in the senseless
pontifications and mumble-jumble
that keeps overflowing from his
non-stop mouth like a opened
fire hydrant being flushed out
by the fire department, but at
least that DOES serve some purpose
unlike the fool who just doesn't
know when to shut up and give the
floor to someone else who really
does have something worthwhile to say
but can't get a word in edgewise
because someone else is hogging
the spotlight and causing even that
to flicker and dim by such overdrawn
exposure to such a mealy mouthed
vacuum of a black hole.

Signed,
*Joe Pro*

P.S. Did you want me to elaborate on that?

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  • daviscth silver member
    February 7, 2008

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    LOL!!!!
    I LOVED this!!! You were so boring in a very creative kind of way of course. Thanks for this delightful entry into my contest!!!


    • MassMan
      February 12, 2008
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      I'll be brief, just for the sake of Contrast! Thanks for the Gold Trophy win in your Contest. I consider that a high honor. [period]
      ((((((((((((((SmileS))))))))))))))
      David