Anger and Rage
Assholery encaged
Rip it apart and smash
Mangle, hammer and thrash
It's crap, doesn't work
Damnit this thing is cursed
Feather touch, got drunk
Dont work *SMASH* junk
Rubber doesn't like me
Plastic faggotry
Are you kidding me F***
Whats wrong with this F***
This is a joke F***
What, What, F***
F***, is was F***
Can I help?
Nah, man its just this thing...
Author notes
This is someone I work with... He has... lets say issues but most genius' do... Oh, and the ending is to imply that after all the smashing and cussing he becomes a normal person in .001 of a second... just if that was confusing ya know...
