The first few years
were peachy keen,
Not one complaint from me.
A beautiful relationship,
as everyone could see
[We] were inseparable....
the best of friends,
attached at the hip it seemed
And everywhere I went,
you went
Just like my old blue jeans
So many words were spoken
All of my secrets known to you
You were there when I was happy
And again,
when I was feeling blue
Then out of nowhere,
and with no explantion,
[you] changed
And my perfect little world collapsed,
and I became deranged
Throw the phone into the wall,
complete loss of all control
You [try] to justify your deceit to me
Let [me] tell you what....
thats' BULL
With just the mention of your name
My friends say I mentally switch
What was once a peaceful, quiet girl
Turns into a screaming, violent bitch
Its madness,
dealing with your evil ways
'Can you hear me now'...
screamed ten thousand times
Damn......thats a fuckin cliche!
Playing your annoying [password] games,
five times in a half an hour
Let [me]--tell you--what that does
It makes my mouth taste sour
Are you trying for me to not see
what I already know to be truth?
I didn't go over my minutes
You just, once again,
overcharged your fees
Are you trying to frustrate me,
more than I already am?
Hah!
That would be impossible to do
I'm hip to your God-damn scam!
Heres a two year contract,
resign and your worries will be no more
Then we'll hit the little button that says
system restore.....
as before!
And who will pay the ultimate price
when my sanity slips away
To you, I'm just a number
you get a thousand complaints a day
Who the hell do you think you are?
Do you think your something special?
Dropped calls and
faullty reception,
You must be....the one and only,
Verizon
Master of complete deception
Resign with you, I don't have to think twice
That day will never happen!
So Kiss my ass Verizon
I'm going back to SWEET and NICE
In a list
A contest entry
- I Want Gore, Erotica, Laughter, Love, Anything Great by So Strange.
720 points, ended May 16, 2008, 54 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Worthy of Gold by Virgoan.
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new writer, would love critique and feedback
Comments
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What a marvelous rant! Good expression of how we all feel about some provider at one time or another, taken to a very personal level..gave me a chuckle.
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This poem is fun! I liked it a lot, well written!
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I love it!!! I absolutely love the line, so kiss my ass verizon!!! IDk. it's great
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thanks, I should really mail them a copy, or better yet, mail it too their competitors. Advertising genius in training.lol
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Whoah..glad I switched phone services, if that was what i had to look forward to. Nice rant, and it was funny as well.
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thanks for the comments, they are aprreciated it sure felt good getting it out. I'm tired of playing the game.
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hah lmao that was funny....... omg wow....read a couple of my poems and comment please i need more comments=[
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Would you believe I still use them. I'm stuck. Only thing in my area that works (they bought out the other company). But I have not resigned. I needed to get it out. nothing else was working. I've learned to deal with it. They have the monopoly, and I'm just a paying fool, who accepts the sub-standard crap they send my way.
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Oh my why don't you just express yourself
Do you feel better now, I do. Hell they will all take us on a ride.
Well expressed poem.
Buddy
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Wow! I hope you don't ever get that mad with ME! Lots of passion and feeling here,well expressed. Nice rhyme and rhythm as well.
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This is the Jenn I love
Your passion in words is awesome and powerful.
BTW what kind of blue jeans are those?
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Levi's 505 original, thanks
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