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The Morning Song [ADULT]

Nothing could be finer
Than to be in your vagina
In the morrrrrrrrrning

Nothing could be sweeter
Than your lips around my peter
In the morrrrrrrning

Where my morning Glory
Swirl around the floor
Whisper a sexy story
I'd like to feel once more

Stroking on my girlie
Her dew is hot and pearly
Early in the morning

Our eyes all a-flutter
We awake and kiss each other
at dawwwwwwwwwning

If I had a magic lamp for one day
I'd wish a wish and here's what I'd say
Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina
IN THE MORRRRRRRRRRNING

Author notes

This is a parody on an old song written in 1922 by a fellow named Gus Kahn. It has long been in the "pubic domain" now, that's why I felt free to use it. The original title of the song was "Carolina in the Morning". I changed most of the words, of course. Enjoy.

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  • toomysterious
    April 9, 2008
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    Very fun tune. Unfortunately, now it will be running through my head all day. Great parody.


  • Ms Sexy silver member
    April 6, 2008
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    this is really cute I love for my man to be in here too early in the morning.

  • New-n-Improved
    April 6, 2008

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    Brilliant

    I like this and I feel the same way when it comes to my girl. So I can agree with the words to this poem when I say "Nothing can be finer than to be in your vagina in the morrrrrrrrrrning". You reallyshould get an applause for this and somebody needs to have you writing for the vagina monologues or something. Keep writing and I'll keep reading.


  • grannyeri gold member
    February 25, 2008

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    This is certainly quite the parody and spoof on this old song. Yes, the words are certainly changed, for sure. Can just imagine this being sung...


  • AddictiveTRUTH
    February 13, 2008
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    this was nice Godfather
    great choice to share with the group.
    Ephiphany♥


  • Rheea gold member
    February 9, 2008

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    ummm I am from Carolina lol and this made me blush.
    shesh..uh how many times can one enter you contest oh wow you did dice up this song all right yep you sure did.I am sure if I was well you know well bye


  • LilyRose
    February 2, 2008

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    Ahhh the bold, playful, eager, boy charming, appreciating femininity in a unique way with plenty of giving is definitely written in this write. Little giggle, but big grin this has placed upon my ...


  • ennovy silver member
    February 2, 2008
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! HOW OLD ARE YOU 46? WITH AND OLD AP WIFE LIKE ME....SMILE i WANT YOU HAPPY TODAY...LOVE ALWAYS NOVY


  • natchstucco
    February 1, 2008

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    Haha. i love parodies. This is fun. There is nothing truer than when you get to do her...in the morrrrniing. awsome job , and uh oh...keep UP the fine work on her in the morning.


  • ennovy silver member
    February 1, 2008

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    Now your singing songs and this one is a real cute adult tune. I could just hear it inside my head as I read the words. Well know the original sond very well and you show put your imagery to work. You made me smile. I just wondered how many men sung or hummed tunes with sext thoughts dacing in their heads...excellent write...........my AP husband...love you...........novy

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