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cooking haiku (repost)





night baking
last egg on the floor
no brownies




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was talking with JustBreathe about disasters in the kitchen and thought of this old one.

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  • haikumonk gold member
    February 1, 2008
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    YIKES!!!!! NOOO BROWNIES???? YOU SAY???? A very sad day...


  • Peteskid gold member
    February 1, 2008
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    sounds like a disaster, of eggstraordianry proportions,yes brownies late night...oh boy!...PK


  • leander Moderators member
    February 1, 2008

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    lol - sorry for the second comment
    I can imagine you in that kitchen, looking at that poor little (broken) egg, grabbing at your beautiful curly hair and trying to rip it out


    • gaze
      February 1, 2008
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      I tried to still use that egg, but it insisted on stick to the floor


      • leander Moderators member
        February 1, 2008
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        Stop it!
        I'm laughing the crap out of me


        • gaze
          February 1, 2008
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          en hij blijft over vieze dinges praten; tjonge, GA SLAPEN, denk niet meer over stoelgang lol

  • leander Moderators member
    February 1, 2008
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    It all depends what kind of "brownies" you're actually referring to AND how close you are of going to the toilet


  • Yemassee gold member
    February 1, 2008

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    I remember this one from a long time ago...I don't forget sad poems.

    I remember you saying it had really happened, the last egg thing. What I didn't know then was...you have stores like inches away from you!

    You are the Mistress of the haiku...maybe I should look up the exact meaning of "mistress" before I say that.

    • gaze
      February 1, 2008
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      The store 10 inches from my door closes at 9pm
      Mistress of the haiku...I hope there is no poet with the penname 'the haiku' here lol

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