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Of Lite Brites, Toys'R'Us, And Azeroth

did you know they sell Ouija boards at Toys'R'Us?
I’m not joking with you
It fit right in too
it was like Othello, Snake’s and ladders, hungry hungry hippos, that old Lite-Brite thing (whatever the hell that is anyways)
and then a Ouija board
actually the Lite Brite box and the Ouija board box looked almost exactly the same
with all the kids huddled in the dark but stoked over their toy
if I was in a dark room with a ouija board, I would not be stoked
I would be like the only guest at Micheal Jackson's sleep over party
but the kids on the box are more like
"MY TURN MY TURN!!!"
"I WANNA TALK TO GRANDPA!!!”
They’re like fighting over that magnifying thingy.
“I-WANT-TO-TALK-TO-GRANDPA!"
"WHERE ARE YOU GRANDPA?!"
“WHERE ARE YOU?!”
fucking ghost pops up behind the kid
"o.o...behind you...."
The kids all look.
“Awww, Azeroth. Shouldn’t you be patrolling the 8th level of hell or something?”
“I wanted to play with my lite-brite with you guys.”

Author notes

Just a little comedy skit like thing I came up with.
And yes, there are Ouija boards at Toys'R'Us

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  • x.burning.desire.x
    February 18, 2008

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    Wow, I have absolutely no comment.
    Rather disturbing on how its reality.
    Yet, a tad bit funny at the same time.
    Last line .. WOW! That's awesome finale lol.


  • Immortal Obscurity Greeters member
    February 11, 2008

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    Haha, I loved it! It was so disturbing and funny that I laughed the whole way through, especially the last two lines! Well done!

    Laura
    xxx


  • Perception
    February 2, 2008

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    Did I laugh? I thought it to be more disturbing than funny.

    Well I must admit the last line was a good ending, along with quite funny....

    keep it up, yo! *rose8


  • lucidlove
    January 31, 2008

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    “I wanted to play with my lite-brite with you guys.”

    hahahhahahahhahhahahah it's disturbign relly