how much cheese in a blood bubble
I had a wet dream about Barney rubble
Til then, write
til then, fight
til then, conform
til then, give your lives to wal-mart
so I ask you again how much cheese in a blood bubble
and I tell you again, I got raped by Barney Rubble
ya he's cute
I like his smile
fade away
fade away and fuck
fade away and tuck yer pet in
give him your luck
you won't need in anymore
you ugly whore
wait
are you chinese?
Yes?
you ugly whore
I am Chinese
I am proud
gonna shout it weal woud
China China China rocks
we need smaller socks
but we are great
smaller strokes to masturbate
I am Chinese
ROCK ON!
A contest entry
- Chuck Palahniuk-- one by birch.
300 points, ended February 12, 2008, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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that last bit made me laugh. the rest strangely works, somehow, somewhat.
justin -
I thought Chinese people could spell masturbate (it's their national hobby). So you can't be Chinese. But my poetry is much better.
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