Little Bo Peep was looking for sheep
But couldn't find any at all,
So she asked Humpty Dumpty to have a quick look
From his seat high up on a wall,
"Of course" said Humpty sitting up high
"I can see most of the land"
"Much further you know than anyone else"
"Even better if I were to stand"
Poor old Humpty overbalanced and fell
Tumbling onto the ground,
Just as Little Boy Blue appeared with his horn
And saw Humpty was making no sound,
"What shall we do" cried Little Boy Blue
"He really needs CPR"
"Don't worry my dear" said a voice somewhere near
It belonged to nurse Twinkle the Star,
She flew over to Humpty where Little Bo Peep
Sat gently holding his hand,
Then Twinkle the Star commenced CPR
And bought Humpty back to this land,
Little Bo Peep never did find her sheep,
Good old Humpty was fine within hours,
His saviour, a star, who knew CPR,
Was rewarded with a bouquet of flowers.



In all fairness I really have to. sorry about that.





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