I ate an apple yesterday,
It tasted slightly rotten.
And though I chewed it heartily,
Its texture I've forgotten.
I've been a long time without fruit,
So long I can't remember
Why some people eat such things
That drop in mid-September.
I'd rather eat a lot of meat,
Or maybe pies and candy.
I am a cook trés exemplaire!
With fat I am quite handy.
So give me lots of naughty food.
I'd love to eat that turkey.
O! Give me custard laden tarts,
And mesquite-flavored jerky.
You can keep your organique,
Your light, un-filling menus,
And I'll keep mine, my tasty treats,
And greasy smelling venues.
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