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Miss Happiness = Mishap Penis



She is a little short
maybe a little dumpy
she types 90wpm and

talks much, much faster

and even so she still 

can't keep up with me.
Her teeth are a little crooked

her breasts are magnificent

she bubbles like a water cooler

on the hottest say of summer
and she never looks the same
from one moment to the next.

But when she glowed at me
there was never a more beautiful sight
in art or nature
and I learned the hard way
I indeed had a modicum of
self-discipline, and grace.

She sat with her chin stuck forward
and everything changed
first she touched her hair
then she touched her face
the color of her hair,
the color of her face,
and the feel of the room burst
into new translucent colors
and then she carressed her neck.

 

All fucking hell broke loose

and nothing happened.

 

She was not of this world.


She was thinking about something
with all of her being...

"But, that would be inappropriate."

...was all she said. A ton
of bricks, which weighs a
whole fuck-of-a-lot more
than a ton of rocks, landed
between my shoulderblades and
I could not breathe or speak.

She turned her face to me,
our eyes met, and we both
are still lost in that thick moment.

Blissfully, brutally, eternally lost.

The largest struggle for
both of these spiritual creatures,
now and forever, is to come to terms
with that meager moment,

the moment of seeing,

of understanding all of love

on all of its levels, being enough.

When it fucking wasn't!

 

Two wiser, more subdued people

now inhabit this Earth. They know

exactly what they are looking for

and that they are unlikely to even

sniff the ass of such a moment

ever again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author notes

“I accept that DP Robertson can be a complete prick, not only during his real life but also when it comes to commenting on something he obviously doesn’t like or understand– I have waived my right to complain to moderators and owner of this site about his pathologicaly self-agrandizing help wrapped in thistles type comments on my beloved poetry not because I find him so insignificant it is laughable, but because I am just too lazy to write a letter of complaint, though both are true.  Although I believe DP Robertson may have a bitter and twisted side to his nature and he has a very, very bitter and even more twisted view of others natures, he has the right to criticise my doggerel anyway he sees fit with whatever doggerel phrases and words he chooses. It's not like I'm going to read his crappy comment anyways.”

 

 

 

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  • dp robertson
    February 11, 2008

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    her breasts are magnificent she bubbles like a water cooler
    I loved this. It’s uneven but I like it as much for its blemishes as for its classic lines of observation and description. It is certainly the first piece I have read in this comp that is actually worthy of being called a poem. Nice work indeed.
    David
    By the way, I loved your version of the disclaimer- in cricket terms, that is called getting onto the front foot and hitting the bowler straight back over the sight screen.


  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    February 9, 2008

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    Great! Very descriptive.. makes me interested to know the story behind it!

    Love and learn.. or so they say.. not sure if that's true myself lol

  • Lilac Moon silver member
    February 2, 2008
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    I enjoyed the hell out of this.

    Lilac Moon


  • Ithica silver member
    January 30, 2008

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    Who ever said chivalry was dead? Certainly not one who's ego could not allow for inappropiate moments and would have had his way with said lady at any cost. Hats off to you sir for your admirable restraint... hehe!


  • JinSays gold member
    January 30, 2008

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    Well alright...did someone slip something into my Pepsi when I wasn't paying attention...?? Cause I'm so lost..Brutally, blissfully, lost....Im stealin that line from you, Allan..just watch what I'm gonna do with it..

    Crazzzy, from the beginning to the very funny author's note...
    Jin

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