A Very Dirty Poem if You're American
A very dirty poem. If you're American;
Make it go around once more the way it did; again.
Take your pen into your hand and vote Republican.
What choice have you really got? Is there another plan?
Osama; oops, Obama; now is he a good hep cat?
Some folks think that Muslimising is where he is at.
Billary, now there's the slitch. Would she too get an aide
To tongue her stuff like Monica; her husband's Lick A Maid?
So many choices, all so sad. You'd better face it Bud.
You're all no good. Stay home; don't vote. Relax and pull your pud.
A contest entry
- CONTEST: Barty's VERY DIRTY poetry contest by Bartholomew Mole.
315 points, ended February 17, 2008, 18 entries
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Billary bitchary witchary, you see how that all progresses. Call it a political procession. These are comments from the girl that stared at her fish tank for an hour today. Easily amused and never having like politics, this ended just how I like it, pulling your pud. ( I don't mean me either )
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I am not giving up on you or me or I also am not reading the comments below or I will cry..think of something good and tell me about it will you? This is all happening as it is suppose to but somehow I thought I would be dead before it started.THATS WHAT THEY PREACHED IN CHURCH!!=)
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Ice cream is good.
Kittens are good.
Sitting around in your own yard watching the birds is great.
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The pud
I think you have pulled your pud way to much. & you know what they say you can also go blind -
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I don't think I've pulled it nearly enough.
Gug, agack. ahahahaha. Mmmm. Thats enough for now. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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If I had a pud that is just what I would do. lol I am American and I could not argee with you more.
Kind of sad when you think abou it.
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At least sad.
How does anything that nice go that sour?
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Is it mandentory that we pull our puds? what if I don't have a pud to pull? so if I'm not a pud puller
does that mean I'm forced to vote? just when I thought
I couldn't get any more confused about the 08 election
I have your politcal poem to just make things dimmer
I am leaning toward Obama? maybe I should just
vote for myself
I couldn't run the country for
shit but the job comes with paid insurance (medical and
dental) for that alone it'd be worth it.
VOTE FOR LAPOE
laurie
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As if Bush can run the country
As if Raygun could run the country.
Don't lean too far or you'll topple.
Laurie for pres.
(Here, pull mine.)
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Good advice. What choice do the Americans have? The candidates all have two things in common: nice white teeth and lots of moolah in the bank. At least Obama has a genuine suntan though.
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