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Secret Language Of Women

1. I like your shirt.
Translation: Please take it off. Eye candy.

2. Nothing is wrong.
Translation: I have something on my mind, but I'm afraid to talk about it.

3. I'd love to watch the football game with you.
Translation: I'm not into watching the Superbowl, but this is a good way to spend time with you.

4. I'm on my period.
Translation: Not tonight. I'm not in the mood.

5. That was a really bad blizzard last night.
Translation: I'll make you shovel the crazy cat lady's driveway again if you don't start on ours now.

6. Could we turn off the tv?
Translation: Family Matters won't solve our problems.


7. I appreciate you helping around the house.
Translation: But, please put the fly in the trash can after you swat it.

8.  Why don't you go for a night out with the guys?
Translation: There's a full moon tonight. You can howl at it with your drinking buddies.


So, I hope that clears a few things up.  And, by the way, I like your shirt and if you're ever in the prairies, I'd love to watch the football game with you before you go for a night out with the guys.

Author notes

Credit to Bionic Poet for the addition of the last four translations to add some humor in for the guys. Thanks, Paul.

Funniest comments:

I wonder how you would ACTUALLY SAY "I like your shirt"....would you say the reverse and ask them to take it off?
-Matt aka VAUS82

why do women do that??
-simon odell

this has been very informative =)
next time a girl tells me that she likes my shirt, i'll take it off promptly
-jay walker aka jaywalker23

Family Matters has solved problems...OK maybe it hasn't.
-Jarid Goodman

hahah, very good and informative, and entertaining.
-Nica troubadour

LOL =)) *hugs* that's hilarious! LMAO =))
-Warren aka jellybeeann007

I figured every guy might know what is meant by "Nothing's wrong."
-Faust6688

This is useful to know. That bit about football is of course provided that your guy even likes football.
-DeathsPictures

Oh no...I thought I understood women...now I realize I don't or do I? They never let us know do they?
-Kit Rumble


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  • harjeet
    July 6
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    lol....it would make Sigmund Freud scrach his head ....


  • forever - silenced
    March 24, 2008
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    Very Very clever well done! Great write! lol and extremely humourous x


  • Naughtygrlred
    February 12, 2008
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    right on

    this is tight. i can book mark it. y is that?


  • Lady Eventide
    February 8, 2008

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    Oh, this was brilliant. I read it a few days ago and it still keeps popping up in my memory bank, so I decided to finally leave a comment. I loved this.

    Definitely a guide for men to go by.


  • Desire gold member
    February 7, 2008

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    OMG!!


    This is hilarious



    You have represented us well
    I'm so Happy I was not drinking when I read this

    4. I just don't want to be in a relationship right now.
    Translation: I don't like you, you're not my type and there's no way I will ever let you sleep with me.
    ...now this one had me cracking up along with the others


    More pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

    Happy to see that quill dancing~~
    Thank You for sharing Your Humor also Voice~
    Many blessings to You in all You do Sweet Soul
    Best wishes too
    and much love~ Desire~*~


  • Amera gold member
    February 5, 2008

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    LOL

    How did I miss this Sis? So you're giving away secrets huh? Great work!

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • Luna Tique Fringe
    February 2, 2008
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    VEry clever..lol..and true


  • Tarja
    February 2, 2008

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    Great! This couldn't be more true. I love how we as women have our own little language... and how it differs from the language of men... because see their's is ... well English... they mean exactly what they say... I feel bad for the ones who haven't taken a coarse or two... they stand no chance!

  • Revwilliamfoos
    January 30, 2008

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    Dear Sister Haley:_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________good write
    love br.rev papa


  • ckwriter69
    January 29, 2008

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    hehe Thanks Haley for this valuable information, us guys need a lot of help in understanding the real line of thought when you ladies speak. This helps a lot. hehe great writing. Thanks for sharing


  • Tattboyspet
    January 28, 2008

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    hmmmmm, how about 'I'm fine ... translation ... get out of my way coz I'm ready to blow and you're my target"
    that is personally my favourite one ... lol - why can we not just say what we mean?!
    okay, i'm going to give it a bash - if I'm pissed off I'm going to say I'm pissed off but then again men don't understand us so I'll probably be pissed off more often than not which would mean that they wouldn't talk to me coz I'm a right bitch ... ~shaking head~
    sigh ... back to square one ...


  • Ephiphany
    January 28, 2008

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    omg...

    I love this sis
    thanks for sharing this, you should have made this out of a contest and see what the interpretations would be, hilarious .

    Ephiphany♥


  • Bionic Poet
    January 28, 2008

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    If you were to make the video it would have to be done in a way totally unexpected and different. I haven't seen the language of men one so I don't know how that was put together. Not sure if it would be funny enough or not, but like I said, would have to be done in such a way to get it right. Plus I'm sure it is more funny in a girl's point of view, rather than a mans. and vice versa for the mans.


    • HaleyMary
      January 28, 2008
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      Thanks for the comment, Paul. I'll have to think about it for a little while to see if I can maybe word it differently. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can make it more funny for the guy's sense of humor?

      • Bionic Poet
        January 28, 2008
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        Well I have a few, not necessarily funny for the guys point of view, as that is a bit tricky. but more funny all around I think which is the way you prob need to go. BUT what do you got to work with? do you just want to make a simple video or one with a few people in it or what? If you can give me that link to that video I would like to see it hehe


  • celestial
    January 28, 2008
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    lol

    haha. This rele cheered me up. I do use these excuses too. Thanks for sharing

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