The Body of a Man
I wish I had the body of a man,
the clothes I wore last month would fit me still.
I’d look so cute and have a natural tan;
a macho look that gives the girls a thrill.
I’d have the cutest ass you ever saw
and big hard muscles in my abdomen.
Now all the girls would look at me in awe,
I’d never wear a bra when I would run.
With muscles in my legs I’d never shave
and buns of steel that really make you think.
I’d answer her with just a simple wave.
I’d leave the john and it would really stink.
If I could have the body of a guy,
I’d rip a fart and never would be shy.
Adding your comment:
So true, so true. But a true lady wouldn't say these things, would she? 
Wait, does that mean it's so lean you can't even see it? 
