Amazing place this Earth
complete with platypusses,
transvestites, and blue pigs.
I have never seen a platypus.
Can't tell for sure how many
transvestites I have seen.
But, I've seen exactly two
blue pigs on the sidewalk.
There they are in that picture.
So, either the world is
a more magical and mysterious
place than I ever imagined
or I should have stopped long
before I drank the worm.
I choose to believe the former.
Author notes
Only see one pig? Not enough tequila for you!
A contest entry
- The Blue Series....Contest One by Dalaney.
850 points, ended January 25, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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one should chew the worm


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lol...pass the bottle
you had me grinning throughout this read, and i needed to smile a little bit tonight. thank you. love, lane


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I choose to believe the former.
This gives me a feeling of being at Mardi Gras in N.O.
Blue pigs and swollen worms everywhere..transvestites loving life and all those around them.
Wonderful.
Jin


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This is great!! Yes our world is quite magical I think! And well, I can not say as I have ever seen a blue pig, that is before today....guess I have had enough....hehe
Best of luck in this contest!!

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This is funny! I need to drink the worm problem is I get a headache the next day. Thanks for the view of our magical world.
Love,
Amera♥

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