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Blue Pigs on the Sidewalk

Amazing place this Earth
complete with platypusses,
transvestites, and blue pigs.
I have never seen a platypus.
Can't tell for sure how many
transvestites I have seen.
But, I've seen exactly two
blue pigs on the sidewalk.
There they are in that picture.
So, either the world is
a more magical and mysterious
place than I ever imagined
or I should have stopped long
before I drank the worm.
I choose to believe the former.












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Only see one pig? Not enough tequila for you!

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  • Cinnarry gold member
    January 27, 2008
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    one should chew the worm


  • Dalaney gold member
    January 25, 2008

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    lol...pass the bottle you had me grinning throughout this read, and i needed to smile a little bit tonight. thank you. love, lane


  • JinSays gold member
    January 24, 2008

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    I choose to believe the former.

    This gives me a feeling of being at Mardi Gras in N.O.
    Blue pigs and swollen worms everywhere..transvestites loving life and all those around them.
    Wonderful.
    Jin


  • StarEyes
    January 24, 2008

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    This is great!! Yes our world is quite magical I think! And well, I can not say as I have ever seen a blue pig, that is before today....guess I have had enough....hehe

    Best of luck in this contest!!


  • Amera gold member
    January 24, 2008

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    This is funny! I need to drink the worm problem is I get a headache the next day. Thanks for the view of our magical world.

    Love,
    Amera♥

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