I have 5 Gold Trophy's. I need one more
Because:
I am Greedy, I don't have more than the next guy, My Wife has more than Me, I don't have enough to brag about, 5 is an Odd number, 6 is more than 5, I am Greedy, (Oh yeh I said that already) I want it, I need the points, This is worth Gold, I haven't won Gold in a while, I am Greedy, (I can't emphasize that enough), You owe me, (not really, but if You did I would hold it over Your head) I'm worthy, Gold is my favorite color (Lie), Did I mention that I am Greedy?, My other 5 are at the cleaners right now, I need a new piss pot, I got kids to feed, I have all this Brasso on hand and nothing to polish, If You knew me You would give it to me, I need more Bling in my life, Greed is the American way, Gimme Gimme Gimme, I deserve it because I am Me (Big Ego), I'm a Silveraphobe (Allergic to second place), I'm jonesin for it, I owe people (Big ugly people with Italian names), I'm Greedy (and I ain't proud), I promise I will donate it to the Poor, I like the taste, I'm a long lost cousin of Yukon Cornelius, I'm Greedy.
Author notes
Every Time I write a note, I get caught and have to stay after class and clap erasers.
A contest entry
- 1 More Gold by daviscth.
300 points, ended January 24, 2008, 23 entries
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Wonderful
Sounds great to me. I would have voted for it.
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LOL
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LOL. I never there was a name for people alergic to second place, and I'm not sure, but I get the feeling that you may be a tiny bit greedy
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nicey nice :D
haha...
this one was real cool...
made me giggle all the way.. -
You would be a perfect CEO for Enron, give them a call
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Ive read all the entries here...I noticed you read and commented on many...perhaps more than anyone else here...Ive only commented on one...besides yours...I find it heartning that people who comment on others peoples poems here do not get the same curtesy in kind...regardless the comments content.. I applaud you just the same
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lol lol ooooooooooooooooooooooo yes you are
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