You call me on the Phone
Even when I’m not home
You always want to talk
Leave me…....please don’t stalk
When I try to hide
You’ll show up by my side
I need some space
But you’re always in my face
You always complain
Please won’t you refrain?
I am tired of the constant nag
Your mouth I want to gag
My ears are tired
You get me so fired
I am in emotional distress
You want me as your mistress
I do care
But you’re always in my hair
It’s always the same things
Like a mosquito that sings
I don’t know what to do
Cause God knows I do love you
I just need some time
Before I’ll say you’ll be mine
I wish I had a magic wand
To make you understand
Please just go away
And come back anther day
Author notes
Written November 14th, 2003
A contest entry
- Gimme Your Worst! by Todd Roswell.
250 points, ended November 16, 2003, 13 entries
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Comments
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i see there is another contender for the top prize in this contest. a very bad poem indeed. good luck in the contest, but ifeel you won't need too much.
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"I am in emotional distress
You want me as your mistress "
"I wish I had a magic wand
To make you understand "
Woof. Bad rhyme. And it doesn't sound very threatening, for someone who's mad.
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umm,... yeah
reminds me of when my mom would put extra water in the condensed chicken noodle soup to make us think there was more than there was... this poem tastes like that...
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now this is pretty terrible.


