Why do I like sleeping with your wife?
Let me count the reasons:
She's better than granny's porridge on a cold morning.
She whispers the most interesting sweet nothings.
She told me how to access your Swiss bank accounts.
She sucks dick like there's no tomorrow.
This black buck likes white poontang.
We're gonna have a baby and raise her or him or twins or more on tax payers' money while we wreck everthan' we cain.
I like your wife better than you, cause your asshole is too loose and cancerous.
Got tired of getting my dick sucked by you.
Got tired of fucking you in the ass.
Yeah I like fucking black pussy too.
And Hispanic.
I once tried to fuck an Asian pussy but she was too busy doing my taxes.
I done already fucked your mama, so it's your wife's turn now.
No, I already tried that too. Been there done that got the fuckin tee shirt. Fucking men in prison gets old real quick.
Hmmmm... she says to tell you hello... and goodbye.
Author notes
This one is dedicated to your wife.
A contest entry
- CONTEST: Offensive And Disgraceful New Poems by Edna Sweetlove.
438 points, ended February 13, 2008, 10 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Our very lives are poetry, if you consider yourself to be an instrument, and memory the semifluid parchment on which your life and others etch the epic. Or what series of poems is your life?
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wish I was married
I'd definitely cheat with you. You truely understand and will all that understanding, great action. you'd make me happy. -
Okay, I'm impressed.... and terribly jealous of this piece.
(I wish I had the balls to write like this.)
Wonderfully funny, disgusting, creative and utterly entertaining.
Well done!
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Offensive and Disgraceful
Yes, you certainly did follow the rules!
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Hmmmmm... Elizabeth Barret Browning would be proud. Alternatively she might turn in her grave. But I wouldn't advise her to do so with you around.
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Oh yes, this is offensive, and disgraceful, and I love it. You are an interesting character, Mr Cafe, I like your take on the contest and will have to come back with an entry. If I'm not waylaid.
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If this is autobiographical, you lead me to believe you are a bisexual schwartze prison-bird. Don't let me catch you bending, dear.
Cute poem. Marginally offensive I suppose. But you missed off the main reason why: she pays you by the inch, so it comes quite cheap.
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Oh my...you're very dangerous....the husbands must keep their wives away from you...
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Jolly amusing, old chap. Good Lord, what a funny chap you are.
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ew.
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hmmm
interesting spill here
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Spill? Oh yes.
Sorry, I will clean it up in the morning. lol
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It's too bad to sleep with others wives...
you must stop this at once....
If you can't...then don't blame me to sleep with your wife if she agrees....
Just joking, dear!
I liked the poem....
Hope it's not based on facts...
Galaxy2
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No no no no no... it's not just based on facts...
Actually I did sleep with some one's wife at least maybe hmmmmm a dozen times.
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ahaaha even the the title cracks me up XD
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Thank you Russian Roulette how do you like it now, please?
Have I made it better or worse?
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