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Bronze, HM - Stinky Fishing Trip

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I once had a fart
that was ripe as can be,
as we drove down the road,
I was pooting along,
and my husband didn't know
that it was me.

He was gasping for a breath,
and tears were rolling down,
I was laughing so hard,
saying "it wasn't me,"
and my face was red,
as the nose of a clown.

He rolled up the window
as fast as he could,
thinking it was coming
from the local waste dump,
but soon as he did,
the smell got worse,
just like I knew it would.

He looked at me,
and said "Oh my Gawd,
that can't be you,
did you do that?"
I started laughing
really hard,
he realized then
it was me
and said "PHEW!!"

He rolled the window
down cussing away,
sticking his head out,
screaming as we drove threw town,
"don't you ever eat shrimp again ,
or you'll never see
the light of day."


True Story lol Did this to my uncles friend once too they banned me from eating popcorn shrimp when I lived with them. He almost got a ticket for driving down the road with his head hanging on but the cop Took one wiff and left

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  • clara wilson-nelson
    March 18

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    good write

    a fart is always funny especially a really ripe one especially in the car with another person trapped to smellt my daughter once asked me if you could really catch a fart and paint it blue i had a pringles can in the car and a fart waitint to happen i told her to catch the fart she had to put the lid on really fast and she did ..then she asked how do I know i really caught it? i told her to open the can and smell it and she did..and she did and it was really bad


  • BuriedTreasures silver member
    April 12, 2008

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    Nose Plugs anyone??? Must of smelled worse than Rotten Fish!! Best of luck in the contest!! and congrats on all the previous awards!!


  • Subnetzero
    April 11, 2008
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    this is too great i know i can't to this but it'll still be fun to try and come up with something. great write hope you get gold!


  • Himura Kenshin
    April 11, 2008

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    OMG!!!!
    This is great!! I reminds me of my granddad. Thanks for entering. Oh mi gawd, my spleen!!!