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Challenge for Ktulu (Could be offensive)

Okay, considering as you can't write for crap, here's a pic (bloody awesome in my eyes!  I have had to tame it down a bit) and I want you to write me something erotic inspired by the picture in the shape of a sexual toy - lol!  if it's too difficult I can understand, but I KNOW you will have fun with it!!!!

I thought this picture was amazing and I've been waiting to use it - I think you could definitely do it justice!




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  • benandjustin
    February 1, 2008
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    Sinful

    I'm sorry you refuse to listen to the good word.
    I'm sorry you have all chosen the path to hell.
    May God have mercy.


    • Master Ktulu silver member
      February 2, 2008
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      we are all consenting adults..and do not need your preching upon what we chose to write.

      it is not for you to say who goes to hell and does not. maybe try keeping unwanted opinions to yourself

  • benandjustin
    January 31, 2008

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    .....................Jesus
    .....................loves
    ......................and
    .....................cares
    ............................... hates the sin but loves
    ................................the sinner. you should
    ..........................................pick up
    ..........................................that holy
    ............................................book
    ..........................................do your-
    ............................................self a
    ............................................favor
    .............................................God
    ............................................Bless





    • Master Ktulu silver member
      February 1, 2008
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      i think they tried to make a cross...but it looks funny


      • Tattboyspet
        February 2, 2008
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        I seriously thought it was a man putting his arms out for a hug ~shrug~ I guess I'm damned anyway, so I may as well say this ... that could be the cross that was used in The Exorcist


    • Exodus gold member
      February 1, 2008
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      I tried squinting but I still couldn't see the sex toy in your comment.

      • Tattboyspet
        February 1, 2008
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        ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


        • The Poetic Angel
          February 1, 2008

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          Lmao..hm finks i wonder if the holy book wud come in handy for us ... maybe as a padding to save a paddleing from hurting to much lol..mite take their advice and pick one up lol

        • Exodus gold member
          February 1, 2008
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          What?

  • The Poetic Angel
    January 22, 2008
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    giggles cant wait to read wot this brings lmao x cheeky x

  • Master Ktulu silver member
    January 22, 2008
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    In the shape.........

    ..................of a toy?


  • Exodus gold member
    January 22, 2008
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    Oh boy...
    *ahem*
    I think I need more than a cold shower. But that's certainly a wonderful challenge.
    Couldn't I have that one rather than the one you gave me


  • HeavenScent4U
    January 22, 2008

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    ~closes eyes while *shaking* head~

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