I love my little kitty cat
I've had her many years.
I know one day she will die
and I'll shed many a tear.
My husband is not quite so fond
of our dear old striped feline.
He can't believe her bad aim
She misses the box every time.
I try to clean up all the mess.
I really scrub and scour.
But as she gets older it seems to me
that I am scrubbing every hour.
I tried to hide the damage
as I got ready for disco night.
I was so very embarrassed to learn
Kitty pee glows under a black light.
Author notes
Cat urine actually glows under a black light, even after you have cleaned it up, the glow still lingers. eewwww!
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congrats on the silver. I enjoyed this!
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very cute
It did make me laugh and i loved the ending....what a tragedy right? well great write and excellentlyu put, well good luck in my contest
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That is a funny mishap! And I learned something new...Cat pee glows under a black light...good to know.
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LEARNING
Hello there.
Thanks for your wise advice. I think I have learnt something from your poem and I appreciate that. I didn't know that it glowed in the dark. Is that true or are you yanking my chain (i know i am gullible!).
Good luck in the contest.
Have a gr8 day,
BJ.
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You did wash before you ate anything didn't you?
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Hahah! Oh wow that was funny.
Good luck in the contest.
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OMG! LOL! Good luck in the contest. This was great!
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This is funny and touching...both. I sure did NOT know that about kitty pee. On the second verse...second line...did you mean "striped" rather than "stripped"?
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LOL this is hilarious
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Oh hahahha thiis hit my funny bone big time
Oh how we do love our cats though but I will sure remember that one .Great write here
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