Virtue is as Virtue does
when Virtue is a cat;
and what she does is quite a lot--
what do you think of that?
She pees among the peonies
and defecates as well;
I must admit the residue
leaves a terrible smell!
Mrs. Grimm is not best pleased,
she's threatened to evict--
I really don't know what to do,
this problem's got me licked.
But Virtue's such a lovely cat,
a pussy paragon,
and if we're forced to leave this house,
I guess we'll soldier on.
Surely there is some good soul,
a landlord kind and swell,
who'll take us in, provided he
has no real sense of smell!
A contest entry
- The Adventures Of Ms Lilly White #2 by AliceinPoetryLand.
2000 points, ended February 4, 2008, 4 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Wonderful poem and flows so well..Congrats on the gold!
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Debby smiles
My cat (bless and rest her soul) planted her stink pods daily, yet, nothing ever grew.
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Great Fun ...
I love your imagination for taking a challenge and coming out with a 'knocker of fun'. Good luck in the contest! joy
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Lol I l love it! What a shame this ladnlord has such a good sense of smell!
Great flow and rhyme and very witty indeed
Thanks so much for helping poor Lilly out
Gaylene
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