KH2 Retardedness....

Kingdom Hearts 2 Roleplay...by myself. I was really bored, alone, and sat in front of the computer one late January night and did this. Don't be mean. I was bored. I could have been doing a lot of other things, but I did this.

Go ahead and say goodbye to sanity
And hello to…uh…
The opposite of that!
Cause I’m the cosmonaut of your mind! XD


This is the adventures of Akari, and all of her KH2 pals. Sometimes others make appearances, [some of the ones scheduled are-- *Billy the Kid, *Santa, *Vladimir Putin, *Pikachu, and many more! :^)]

[Everyone sees the Sephitoast painting ^^] [Go to my site and click Computer Art]
Seph-- What is that??!
[“One Winged Angel” plays as Sephiroth begins to get angry]
Akari-- *cringes* What is what?
Seph--TOAST?!? -_-”
Akari--You have to admit it’s funny. You set your self up for all of that.
Axel--*boof* Hai, genkai desu ne?
Akari--*covers face* *hits button* English Dub, please (^^)
Axel--How’s every body doin’, yo!!!!
Akari--*hits another button* Human Dub, please….
Seph--De ferk?!  *walks away*
Akari--So, Axel, *sidles up to him* How’re ya?
Axel--Geh…I’m good. *stretches and looks at Akari* You?
Akari--*flustered for some reason* Uh, I’m nice…
Seph--*comes back with a vengeance* Akari has the hots for you!
Akari--Do not!
Axel--*shrugs* Well, um.. *scratches the back of his head uncomfortably*
Akari--Humph. *goes and pouts in the corner*
Seph--*walks up to Akari and stabs her repeatedly in the kidneys* XD
Akari-- *dies*
Axel-- The hell was that for?! *pulls out chakram*
Seph--I dunno. Bored, I suppose…. *laughs*
Axel--Why!?!?
Seph--You’re annoying me. I’ll kill you too! *bwahahaha*
Axel--Like hell, you fag! Like, go, Pokemon!!! *Bulbasaur*
Seph--*Masamunes Bulbasaur*
[Bulbasaur dies]
Axel--._.
Seph-- Bwahhahahahahaaaa!!!! *flies off to go destroy something else*

Empire state building--*explodes*

Axel--…aright then…. *shuffles off*

+End…for now+ XD


Same day, but at 7:55 pm

Akari--*yawns* Good morning!
Seph--
Axel--
Akari--……?_?
Axel--Hi…
Seph--…..*nods and walks away*
Axel--Wait…why are you alive??
Seph--*looks back, and murmurs* because I love you…. *turns away*
Akari--*cocks head*  what?
Axel--I dunno. But it’s getting boring……
Akari--Hang on. *disappears*
10:12 pm

Seph--*paces about, shooting Axel murderous glares*
Axel-- *….*
Akari--*comes back with a bunch of strawberries*
Seph-- *stomach growls*
Axel--Wait! Where did you get strawberries at this time of year?!
Akari--*shifty* God made them for me.
[God nods]
Axel--
Seph--Hi God!
[God waves and sends Sephiroth lots and lots of blueberries ‘cause they’re his favorite]
Seph--Ah, BLUEBERRIES!! I LOVE YOU GOD!
Axel--*passes out* X=
Akari--Well, thanks, God!
[Boof]
Seph--*goes in the corner and eats all of his strawberries up*
Akari--Wait, aren’t they blueberries? *is kicking Axel in the face*
Axel--You know, that looked a lot like Xemnas…..
Akari--*flabbergasted* NO! Any way you know what you make out of Xemnas…
Xemnas--*boof* what would that be, Ms. Kamigishi?
Akari--  *shakes her head side to side quickly* Nothing.
Xemnas--Oh, do continue. You shouldn’t feel intimidated by me.
Akari-- -__-”
Xemnas--*clouds roil about him* Well, if you want to…
…you can be…
Akari--I think I will.
Axel--*eats nachos and watches the action*
Akari--Where did you get nachos? *hands on her hips*
Axel--NO CLUE.
Akari--What kind are they?
Axel--????
Akari--Like, spicy, or mild?
Axel--A little spicy but not too bad. You want some of them?
Akari--Sure. Hopefully I won’t get sick from eating them
Axel-- XD
Akari-- *mad* Well sometimes I do that!
Axel--*giggles* I’m not trying to be mean. Just picking. I love you. *hugs her*
Akari--*eats all of Axel’s nachos while he’s hugging her* Mmmf. I wuv oo too...
Axel--You ass!
Akari-- X3 I know, right! *scampers off with the rest of his nachos*
Xemnas-- *mad that the attention has not been on him for a while, so he goes and starts hitting on Sephiroth* Hey there, hot stuff. What’s your name?
Seph-- == S-Suh…effa..roth? *doesn’t know if he’s talking to a boy or a girl* *he also has blueberries all over him*
Xemnas--*leans over and looks Sephiroth in the eyes* How’d you like to go to Arby’s with me sometime?
Seph--Sure, lady.
Xemnas--………What. Did. You. Just. SAY?
Seph-- Sure :^)
Xemnas-- *weighing his options* Would you rather go to sea world?
Seph--?!
Akari--*spits nachos all over Axel* SEA WORLD?!
Axel-- v_v Idiot… *goes to change his cloak*
Akari--*gets distracted again and follows Axel to his room* Nyuuu…
Axel--*turns around and makes a scary face* XP
Akari-- *runs off crying*!!!!!!
Axel--Ack….*shrugs and goes in his room to change*
Akari--*comes back moments later* =knock, knock, knock=
Axel--?_?
Akari--…..
Axel--*opens door, with no robe*
Akari--*hugtacklepounce*
Axel--Whadafxup?!
Akari--*jumps up and runs* You’re all nudie like! Blargh! XD
Axel--*zips up his cloak and goes tearing after Akari*
Akari--*whispering something in Xemnas’ ear*
Xemnas--*looks at Axel and winks*
Axel--O__O Why’re you winking at me?
Xemnas--*giggles* Oh, you know… *nudges Akari and snickers*
[both blow a kiss at Axel]
Axel-- == The hell??
Seph--*suddenly stands up, rushes at Xemnas and bashes his brains in with a frozen dead squirrel*
Xemnas-- X_X *dies*
Seph-- *collapses on the ground and starts screaming*
Akari-- Uh, what was the point of that?
Seph--I dunno… I just feel so angry!!! >: (
Axel-- Maybe Anger Management Classes might be the correct thing to do in this situation….Just a suggestion *trying to not laugh at the dead guy on the floor*
Akari--How about we go see if we can set you up with some classes. ‘because I’m tired of dying and coming back to life. It doesn’t make any sense at all.
Seph--*growls* It’s cause you’re a bitch!
Akari--*nods politely, taking his arm*  Well, either way we need to go, okay? So Axel…. *turns to see him poking at Xemnas body with a stick* AXEL!  0_0
Axel--*drops the stick* Sorry.
Akari--He’ll be alive soon enough. Oh, and no necrophilia, okay? XD
Axel--*turns a deep shade of red*
Akari--Um, what’s with that reaction?
Axel--*runs off* God I’ve never had to tinkle so bad in my life! [Damn, severe OOC huh?!]
Akari--Oh….kay…? Well.. Sephie…
Seph--Don’t call me that.
Akari--Uh, okay.

[They go to the local Y and find that a AMC is about to begin…what luck ^^]

Seph--*sits down next to a white and black haired man with an eye patch and a long black cloak* Hi.
Xigbar--’Sup. *eyeing Sephiroth’s legs*….
Seph--*shifts uncomfortably*
Xigbar--This is my first day.
Seph--Really? Me too….
Xigbar--*eyeing Sephiroth’s long white tresses* ….
Seph--So, um, working on the ol’ anger?
Xigbar--Wh..What?  I thought this was Sexaholics Anonymous….
Seph-- U-uh… I think that’s just down the hall….
Xigbar-- What?! You know what *stands up* Fuck this! I’m going home! *storms out*
Seph-- *stands up and walks out, sighing* This place is full of whack-jobs. 
*runs into Saix*
Saix-- D:<  Hey! *eyes start to glow gold and hair starts to float mysteriously*
Seph--What?!  >: (
Saix-- !! What do you want, ya little biatch!!! *holds up fists*
Seph--Meet me outside in five minutes, and I’ll show you!
Saix-- All right then!

[five minutes later, Y parking lot]

Saix--Well what do you want!?!?
Seph--I…*steps up to Saix and kisses him*
Saix-- XP *shoves Sephiroth away* Damn it, Seph, you are so predictable!
Seph--Why are you here? *acting all normal*
Saix-- Sexaholics Anonymous.
Seph-- GOD DAMN IT! NOT YOU TOO! Wait… *sudden realization* Were you here with someone?
Saix-- Heh, yeah, actually…I came with Xigbar and Riku.
Akari-- *comes up as he says “Riku” in the Death Wagon* RIKU WHERE!?!?
Quick Side Note--This is the Death Wagon. One Can drive it

Saix-- ^_^U *points behind him, Riku’s at the door*
Akari--RIKU!!!!!!!!!! *starts running full force at him*
Riku-- *braces himself*
Akari-- *hugtackleglomp*
Riku--Hey there Akari *musses her hair*
Seph--*scratches his head*
Akari--*looks at Sephiroth* You okay?
Seph--*keeps on itching his head* Ergh.. I just have this terrible itch.
Axel--*boof*  Perhaps you have head lice.
Akari & Riku-- …Maybe…?
Axel--*looks at Sephiroth’s scalp* Yes. I see the little nits….
Akari--OMIGOD! Axel! You’re supposed to be with Xemnas!
Axel-- You’re more worried about that?
Akari--Well.. I dunno…. *glances meaningfully at the dog running past with a tan, black-sleeved arm*
Riku--I am done. Y’all are tards.
Axel-- Oh schiza…. What to do….what to do…
Akari--I’ll take Seph to Food Lion and we’ll get some lice medication and you go get Xemnas’ arm back.
Axel--Okay then. *summons chakram and runs after the dog*
Seph--*itching his head again* ….
Akari--*looks at Saix*
Saix--What…? *pissed glare*
Akari--Are you a girl?
Saix--What?! No…!
Akari--Then why do you always act like you’re on your period?
Saix--*storms off and yells* THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!
Akari--Well, um, Sephie…
Seph--Ergh… what? *scratch scratch*
Akari--Let’s go. If we catch it early enough, we won’t have to cut off all your pretty hair…
Seph--O___O What?! Cut off my hair!?
Akari--That’s what might happen.
Seph--NO! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE--
Akari--*grabs his hand and drags him to the Death Wagon* C’mon.
Seph-- I call shotgun!
Akari--It’s only us, nerd.
Seph-- ._.U
Akari--Yeah…so here we go….

[10 minutes later; Akari and Seph reach Food Lion]


Akari--._.
Seph-- Well, we’d better get cracking!
Akari--…….
*they both go inside*
Food Lion Greeter-- Wark!
Seph--Wait…is that a chocobo?
Akari--*walks up to the creature and pulls at the feathers gently* Whoa… it is…!!!!!!!! *huggles the chocobo*
Chocobo--WARK!!! *pokes Akari in the eye*
Akari-- *bleeding*
Seph--*completely powns said chocobo with Meteor*

Food Lion-- *doom*

Akari--*standing amidst the rubble*  What was that?? *_*
Seph--… *itch itch itch*
Akari--See?!? Where are we going to get your lice meds now?!?
Seph--*covers her mouth with his hand* Shut up!
Akari--*pulls his hand off* Dude, you killed everyone. You have a lot of serious issues. You’re narcissistic, hell-bent on world domination/destruction,  you  cackle a lot, you are mean, violent, and overall a very hard person to deal with if it weren’t for your attractiveness and overall notoriety with my kind of people. 

[…long silence…]

Akari--And now you have head lice.
Seph--._.U
Sora-- *boof*
Seph--………
Akari--You. I really don’t like you. *in a chiding mood*
Sora--Me?! I’m the hero of the Keyblade!! Jesus!!
Jesus--*hits the ignore button* ….
Akari--You’re such a fag!
Sora--WHAT?!
Seph--*nods vehemently*
Akari--And you look like your crack-headed Grammy dressed your sorry butt!!
Sora--Why are you doing this?! *teardrop*
Akari--MEN ARE SO STUPID! *closes eyes and goes to happy place.. Involving Axel*
Seph--*randomly hugs Sora* How’s it?
Sora--Fine I guess…
Akari--You won’t be in a couple of hours….
Sora--?_?
Akari--Never mind. You’ll see. C’mon, Sephiroth. You and I got to go get some stuff.
Yuffie--*boof* WHAT KINDA STUFF?!?!? HUH?! MATERIA, MAYBE?!?!

[everyone backs away from the hyperactive ninja]

Seph--*plugs in earplugs*….
Akari--Go get hit by a bus.
Yuffie-- *completely oblivious to the comment* La dee da… I’m going to buy some ice cream!!!
Akari--Y-yeah.. Do that.
Yuffie--*bounces off*
Sora--Dude.
Seph--*nods* Dude. *itches head roughly*
Sora--*stares at Sephiroth* Dude!
Akari--….fags…. *crosses arms*
Seph--Dude? *removes hand*
Sora--*frowns* Du-u-u-de… *walks off, scratching his head*
Akari-- Done?
Seph--Yeah. Let’s go to Toys R Us!
Akari--…….???????
Seph--They cater to kids. They have to have cootie meds!!!
Akari-- Um, sure. I’d like to pick up a copy of Nights……
Seph--Well, then, let us be going, yo! *passes gas*
Akari--Good Lord!
Seph--*looks for blueberries*
Akari--You’re a retard.
Seph--Yes.
Akari--C’mon!

[10 minutes later--TRU]

Seph--Wow! *looking at all the toy displays* These are so cool!
Akari--*looking at Pokemon cards*
Seph--Akari!! *pokes her roughly* Look at the Neopets!
Akari--Shhh… *looking at a mint condition Dark Charizard card*
Seph--*picks her up and pile drives her into the floor* LOOK AT THE F***KING NEOPETS!!!
Akari--……Yeah. I see them. *blood oozes off face* You know…Advance Auto Parts carries an edible form of lice meds.
Seph--*perks up* Oh?
Akari--Yeah…*wipes blood off of face, trying to stifle the flow of blood from her nose* Yeah.
Seph--What is it??
Akari--*looks pissed* F**king antifreeze.
Seph--No, really?!
Akari--Yeah…..really.
Seph--*downs his personal flask of antifreeze*
Akari--Hey, now! No, that was a joke! O-O
Seph--*sputters antifreeze all over the Neopets*
Akari--Oh shit, son! *sees approaching clerk*
Clerk--You two…
Akari--*grabs the choking Seph and runs toward the exit*
Seph--Blarggh….. *being carried by the hair*
Akari--Oh shit, son!
Clerk--COME BACK HERE!
Akari--C’mon, Sephie!
Seph--*looks up through dim eyes as they run through the aisles* W-What?
Akari--Get us a portal to the darkness! Quickly, now!
Seph--*makes a portal out of dark energy and it sucks them both into it*

[The Dark Realm…The White House]

Seph--Oh God! *falls into the Oval Office* Oh no!
Akari--Oh shit, son! *points at George Bush {Jr.}, eating a sea salt ice cream popsicle*
GB--What the hell?
Akari--Hi, Mr. President. *bows*
Seph--Don’t bow to that man! He doesn’t know how to properly enunciate “nuclear”!
GB--Cheeky bastard! *invades his country*
Seph--
Akari--Look! *pulls out her Blackberry* ‘America Invades Nibelheim!’
Seph--You bitch! *grrs at Bush* I’m gonna…. *cracks knuckles*
Akari--Wait.
Seph--What?
Akari--Weren’t YOU the one that burned Nibelheim down in the first place?
Seph--*looks at his nails* Yeah, what’s your point?
GB--*clueless*
Akari--What exactly is LEFT of Nibelheim to invade? *looks from GB  back to Seph*
Seph--For your information, Nibelheim has recovered from the attacks and now has a prospering plantation industry.
GB--Plantain?
Akari--Um…he said plantation…
Seph--Uh-huh.
GB--What kind of things do you guys grow?
Seph--Chocolate.
Akari--That’s it?
Seph--Yes.
GB--Wait… if it’s a plantation…do you guys condone slavery?
NAACP--*salivating at the door*
Seph--*stares at the door* Yes, but it’s---
NAACP--RRRRRAAAA\/\/RRRR!!!! *busts in*
Seph--BUT! The only slaves are the pale long-haired pretty boys. Any race.
NAACP--*curses quietly and walks out*
Akari--Mmmm…… *imagines lots of slender, long haired hotties in nothing but loincloths sweating in the sun, while she cracks a whip over them*
Seph--*stares at Akari*….
Akari--Hey Seph.
Seph--No.
Akari--Damn.
Seph--Yeah.. But anyway… *shakes a stunned George Bush’s hand* …Good to meet you, and get your troops out of my fucking country.
GB--No, they’ll be there for the next 5,000 years after we destroy your perfectly fine government and economy, which lead to thousands of deaths on both your side and ours, all in vain.
Akari--Whoa.
Seph--O___O
GB--ALL IN VAIN!!!!!!!!! *passes out in the chair*
Seph--I’ll just use Meteor--
Akari--No.
Seph--Awwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Akari--Well, lets try to get to the right place this time, ‘kay?
Seph--Sure, I’ll try. *grins*
Akari--You know… Sephiroth….You’re actually very cute when you’re not being a jackass.
Seph--I am not a jackass! *whaps her on the head with a sensu fan*
Akari--*giant welt* Ow!! :’(
Seph--*smiles again, and whips out a phone*
Akari-- You have a phone?! O___o
Seph--Yes. *phone plays a polyphonic version of “Touch Me” by The Doors*
Akari--Niiiice….
Seph--It’s Cloud.
Akari--Whoa, whoa, whoa….who?!?!
Seph--Cloud.
Akari--Like, as in Cloud Strife? *slowly becoming freaked out*
Seph--Yes.
Akari--Oh shit, son! *snatches the phone and stares at the Caller ID*
Seph--Hey!
Akari--It is! *ringing stops* Darn it! …Well, why was he calling?
Seph--He always wants me to come over and play Mahjongg with him.
Akari--Mahjongg….what a lame game. *laughs bitterly*
Seph--Akari. *stern voice* I know, when you are not playing TS2, you’re playing computer Mahjongg. What is it…Mahjongg Titans…?
Akari--NO! *looks away* Oh yeah.. We should get out of here.
Seph--Yeah…*looks at GB, still passed out in the chair*
Akari--C’mon! Let’s get out!
Seph--*makes a portal and grabs Akari, and they both jump in*
Akari--Wee! *fan girl squeal*

[They both appear at Kroger]

Akari--Good job, Seph-a-ma-roth! 
Seph--Hmm……….? *cocks head*

[They walk in, and look for the pharmacy]

Akari--Hey Seph.
Seph--Yeah?
Akari--Why did you pick that song for Cloud…?
Seph--Oh um…. *gets all antsy* Oh look. The florist! *points at all the pretty flowers*
Akari--*sighs* Yeah…hey wait. *grabs Sephiroth’s arm* Is that…
Seph/Akari-- AERIS???!!
Aeris-- Oh, yes…hello Akari. And Sephiroth. *waves and smiles softly* How can I help you?
Seph--*virtually speechless*
Akari--Um…what happened to vending flowers in Radiant Garden?
Aeris--Oh dear…about that..
Akari--Yes..?
Aeris--All of the illegal aliens that got booted from America found amnesty in Radiant Garden….
Akari--O__O Dude, who’s in charge… ever since… *tear*
Aeris--Cid.
Seph--*spews chocolate milk all over the floor* CID?!?!?!?!?
Aeris--Yes. Would you like a mop?
Seph--Y-yeah… *still recovering from the news*
Aeris--Hang on one second, please. *goes into the back to find a mop*
Seph--Cid…just making sure…is she talking Cid Highwind?  Not the FFI Cid?
Akari--By the look of sadness in her eyes, yes.
Seph--Oh fuck, man! Cid in charge…sheesh..
Akari--Watch your mouth…we’re in a store!
Seph--*scratches his head* And I still have lice!
Akari--God! This is all a load of crap! *drags him off to the pharmacy*
Pharmacist--Can I help you?
Akari--Yeah…um, my friend here might have lice, and we’re wondering if we could get some…um, medicine for it.
Seph-- ._.
P--Might have lice? Meaning you’re not quite sure?
Akari--Well yeah, ’cause the person who told us is kind of a retard. But the way he itches his head…
Seph--*sitting on the ground and itches his head with a foot like a dog*
Akari--…leads me to believe that he has cooties.
Pharmacist--May I see your head, son?
Seph--Okay. *leans over and lets the nice old pharmacist see his head*
P--I may not be a dermatologist… but I think your friend just has a very bad case of dandruff.
Akari--No..! Really?!?!?!??!?!?!??!
P---I believe so.
Seph--Well dang… any thing I can take for it?
P--I think Selsun Blue might do you well….
Seph--How much? *pulls out wallet*
P--Four dollars and thirty-four cents. *punches #s into the register*
Seph--?? Doll…ars? All I have is munny…How’s five munny sound?
P--Um…alright. I don’t think that’s allowed…*leans over the counter* But I think that’s some right interesting currency you have there….*takes the munny and bags the shampoo, and smiles* Have a good one okay? Be safe in the streets….
Akari--Yeah, okay then…. *drags Seph out of Kroger* God damn it! All this time….we could have just used the dandruff shampoo at Axel’s house!
Seph--*chuckling* I am so bad…
Akari--Uh, yeah. Why this time?
Seph--Munny is like yen… it’s pretty much worthless in America. You couldn’t even buy a freaking chocolate bar with what I gave him! XD
Akari--Yeah..*counting on her fingers* If a potion is worth maybe 8 dollars in American currency….and a potion is worth 40 munny….then…. Wow. I don’t even know what that is. But you seriously ripped that dude off. *chuckles* Well, um…
Seph--?
Akari--Where is the Death Wagon?
Seph--I…uh…Oh! *remembers* It’s outside Food Lion.
Akari-Ha, what’s left of it, at least. Let’s go get it.
Seph--Hopefully no one has vandalized it or stolen it…

[They go back to Food Lion…go down]]



Akari--Well, it seems Mansex is alive.
Seph--*spews chocolate milk out of his nose* WHAT!!??!?
Akari-- Where do you…never mind. Well, that’s what I was trying to say earlier. Xemnas’ name can be changed around to spell Mansex. Remember when he came earlier?
Seph--Yeah, when he was trying to take me to Sea World?
Akari--*climbs up into the Death Wagon and looks down* The asshole!
Seph-- ?_?
Akari--He took the fucking steering wheel!!!
Seph-- XD
Akari--Not funny! I can’t steer a vehicle with no wheel!
Seph--You know…something just hit me. The majority of us can conjure up portals for instant access to everywhere in like 2 seconds. Why do we have a vehicle…and at that… a ghetto wagon?
Akari--Gee, I don’t know. Who bought this piece of crap anyway? *kicks the wagon’s wheel*
Axel--*boof* I made it in my Auto Mechanics class, thank you!
Akari-- You made…an entire vehicle???
Axel--Yes.
Akari--What the hell is wrong with you guys? I used to think I was odd for just hanging out with you guys…but I see I was horribly mistaken.
Axel--What is that supposed to mean, woman!?
Akari--Dunno. Well, where’s Xemmy?
Axel--Xemmy?
Akari--Geh. *jerks head in the direction of the Death Wagon*
Axel--LOL!!
Akari--Well…where is he??
Axel--Oh, he’s at my house.
Akari--Alone? *worried look appears*
Axel--Yeah, what’s so bad about that?
Seph--*stops staring at the wagon to look at Axel* Hey Axel! *waves*
Axel--Hi there, slow.
Seph--*runs off crying* WAAAIII!!!
Akari--*giggles and looks down* Well, I don’t think that was such a good decision….
Axel--Why’s that?
Akari--Um…he tends to get… a little out of hand.
Axel--Oh?
Akari--Hopefully you don’t have any peanut butter at your house…
Axel--I just bought a jar of Peter Pan. What about it..? *starting to get worried too*
Akari--Oh god. He loves peanut butter. And he’s allergic to it. Oh no, oh no….
Axel--Oh shit, son! I love that stuff! He better not have his grubby little Puerto Rican hands on it!
Akari--Whoa. Um, two things. One….”Oh shit, son!” is my phrase. And two…he ain’t Puerto Rican, idgit. 
Axel--Well, so sorry then. *cold voice* don’t talk to me any more.
Akari--No….! *tears well up and she collapses, feeling as though no one loves her*
Axel---Ah, man…um…. I was just playing… *kneels on the ground and hugs her*
Akari--*clings to him, heaving huge, racking sobs* Y-You ha-ate me!! *sniffles*
Axel--*feels horridly guilty, and starts to get a stomachache from the guilt and cheesiness he feels*
Akari--….Don’t you?
Axel--Nah, Akari, you’re the most sweet and stable of all my friends….I don’t hate you at all! But right now something is more pressing…we gotta get that Peanut butter away from stupid! Yes!