I would always have detention
he called it pleasure time.
I would have to write 100 times
what a naughty girl am I.
He'd always stand me on a chair
so that he could always watch.
But if I ever dropped the chalk
he'd be looking at my crotch.
He talked about trigonometry
to try and bore the pants of me.
I must admit it always worked
even if I thought he was a jerk.
I soon learned his favorite subject
whilst writing down them lines.
He would always sneak up behind
whispering physical education time.
Well I think I've learned my lesson
when the bell did finally go.
He always said "slow learner"
I said, bad teacher don't you know?
Silver trophy winner
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