I love you
I adore you
my precious Chris
But I cheated on you
last week
With someone
So furry and handsome
I confess
I am
Bisheepual
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Don't ask
Please tell me what you think
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OH MY...!!! I want even ask about this one...cleverly funny, I'm hoping...
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LOL... Are you my maaaa-ther? Thanks for uplifting a rather dull day. Everyone needs a smile every now and then. Write on, poet.
Blessings,
Myth
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Haha, I'm sure that I'm missing an inside joke here. I enjoyed the read, nonetheless.
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wow, nice name Bisheepual, has a ring to it
Good ending, has some power to it.
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Wow awsome
you okay sis hey if you wanna talk about i'm open ears
love from your little bro
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GREAT
I read the first two stanzas expecting the usual glum and gloom, a suicide, perhaps a cookie cutter reconciliation... the last line is pure genius (an overused word on this site I know, but defiantly applies here) It caught me off guard and made me laugh out loud. Well done!
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theres a part two, even though I like part one
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lol.. this is so cute. and quite genus as well, i mean i never would've thought of the term bisheepual in a hundred years! very well done my dear
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Awww this left me feeling warm and fuzzy
Very cute and confusing 
Love it!
Ken
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Er.....By..shu..poo..all; By..sheee...pew..orl; bi...shu...poo....al......WHAT?
Everyone is wetting themselves over this but I just don't get it. Age difference? Sex difference? Someone suggests it's having it off with a sheep, oh, yes, hilarious. I pass. -
This cracked me up! Very clever!!!
I bet he was laughing too!
Hugs
sis
~Lisa~
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OMFG!!!! This is so hilarious....I almost blew my milk outta my nose, from laughing so hard...
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Thanks!
I said that I would one day check out your stuff. What a fun piece to run across.
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omg lol this is hilarious good job
xoxo- christina
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well. that was amazing. definatley made my day. lol. wow!
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there is actually a very funny story behind this poem. LOL
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HAHAHA! This just made me laugh. Bisheepual, thats just great, im blatantly going to have to use that word at some point xx
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Very cute poem. I like it! I can imagine a border of little sheep...
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"But I cheated on you
last week
With someone
So furry and handsome"
Not your fault. The odds were stacked against you. Who can resist a puppy anyway.
I am lovin' your wit.
One Love,
John
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HA! I'm desperate enough to comment on your poems now! (okay, silly joke that was...)
I hope you will not report me for spamming now...
This was really funny, I was wondering what "Bisheepual" meant, and when I read this little poem, I was all like "WOW!"
Thanks for sharing!
Annie
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Trying to beat me out of the top commenter?
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Ho Ho Ho. I'm like Santa or something.
This made me giggle.
I love the ending... Sheep lol
Cute
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Ok so I don't know if I am even going the right way with this but I'm seeing you loving a cute, fuzzy little lamb. Anyway, this is really cute
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Oh my! Well I confess I can't say I know where you are coming from but I do enjoy your style! And that title is inspired and funny.
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Very very cute and funny. I needed a laugh.
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this ones funny, i really like this one alot. I liked how you used sexuality in a light and funny hearted/loving way. Its pretty good. I read this one to my best friend and she thinks its great to.
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eww
eww ur bi? -
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wait, you think its /bad?./
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Funny. and well written.
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I admit. I giggled. I love the unique way you approached sexuality. In a time when people take everything (themselves included) so seriously, this is a breath of fresh air. Kudos.
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Great write
A funny way to confess your secret of being bi-sexual.
I don't think there is anything wrong with being bi-sexual. Just remember it doesn't matter what others think or say, you are the one that has to live in your skin, and if you are comfortable and already came to terms with your sexuality then be happy,be who you are, most important be free.
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hahahaha ! I like it
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hahaha i like it a lot it's cute i'm fairly bisheepual a lot of the time too
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definitely shakes this reader's laughing bones!!!
~pithyAplomb.
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humor! i like it
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wow.... this is funny! The image of someone confessing to their lover that they cheated on them with a sheep is simultaneously disturbing and hilarious.
In a good way.
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Fantastic
** such a hilarious confession "Bisheepual"
pulling the wool over your eyes. LMAO funny. Very creative indeed. Peace in light and love. Be well. Best wishes in life.
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Excellent
I loved this.
It's brilliant.
Well done.
Keep up with the great work.
Keep on penning.
Thank you so very much for sharing your talents with us.
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AWESUM!!!
I love that man... funny and serious all da same tym... nd they said it wuldnt happen... lolz... NYCE!!!
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its good
the lines are cute I like it
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Haha So am I, well he is a stuffed animal
lol this made me smile after a very crappy day thank you for the smile be well much love always
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Wooly Funny
Whatever floats your boat! And your profile is hilarious! But soooooooo long before the poetry arrives!
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so I googled Bisheepual....and got nux...lol
This is a lovely "sorrrrry"
Did it work?
Simon
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hmmm ok very interesting
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lol oh my god... you crack me up you nuaghty girl
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Is the question, don't ask for Chris ? well said, to the point... can't say for sure about fury guys lol ... oh darn I sound awful
... well written and hope no party is hurt for such an open relationship ... though I can't say I agree ... but I guess my age is speaking for me lol - now don't say I'm old 
... enjoyed reading... take care hun Minoo
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Your a chick who likes guys with fur, cool; and with so many dudes waxing themselves nowadays...ouch! Oh, yah, you said you cheetoed, well if you ain't married, you ain't married, the decision is yours; as my dad use to say. Some people can love more than one person at a time, but the problem is, how do the other parties feel about it.
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