My Teat
hurts
very badly.
A Taliban skulked by in the dead of night
and titty twistered it,
nipped it
pulled it.
My Teat
swelled
to unmanly puffiness
and feminine mammariness
so that now
I must wear a bikini to sunbathe.
That puritanical zeal
leads to involuntary transvestitism
fills My Teat
with udder disgust.
Author notes
The Final Canto of My Toe
A contest entry
- The Wonders by Annalise.
3000 points, ended January 29, 2008, 8 entries
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amusing
It was, what the verdict says, But it still touches on important issues. so I guess that makes it a major burn. comparing it to, or saying it's like transvestism isn't something I'd do... and it makes me wonder what your opinion on that is...that's all.
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"titty twistered it" LOL All I can see in my head is this over-sterioded hairy beasts with an injured man-nipple. Sorta like "Bob" in fight club...
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transvestitism
Man I couldn't have speeled that iffen you had given me a dollar. Hey! they seems to be a bit a trickery involved in all this. two times three equals two and stuff, I seen it done you know. Sorta makes you feel like you ain't lookin at what you is lookin at, course you never are cept most folks ain't prone to recognizing that, ain't got much to do with magick I don't reckon, just mostly in believin--some folk believes in the most marvelous things while neglectin to perceive more simpler things, I'd reckon.
Also, I'd reckon we got more than one toe, tho there some what has had accidents and such and ain't got a full store what whittles em down some but that's the way things is, luck being what it is and such, still ain't no call to say this is the final canto using fancy words and such, I'd reckon. Pieces & parts is always flying off to parts unknown, sometimes the rest just sorta follow along all sheeplike and all. I reckon if you gathered up all the people parts that get to lying around in the back yard you'd get quite a heap, specially if you piled on the parts that people mostly don't quite see, being as how they is blind and all having lost their eyes over by the swing or down by the well where everything is dark inside anyways.
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camel toe?? ugghhhhh
bloody hilarious... titties being twisted in the night by terrorists... sounds like a man-thing for sure!! evil bastards....
lmao
so funny
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pretty durn funny
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Short, yet very discriptive. Different, and great usage of words. Thanks for sharing
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LOL. Er...I think it's excellent, but I may just be dreaming that. Is it normal to get turned on by this sort of thing? Frankly, the word teat is under-used in Western culture.
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Freakingly, hilariously, Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!! I am laughing hard.
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My friend Carolyn says what you need is one of those nursing brassieres with the little flap over the
that drops down to ease the swollen mammary and relieve the pressure that results in squirting fellow diners in the eye.
you made me smile bro.
Stef.
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Lessee. The Taliban ruined ancient art- their cultural foundation. The Egyptians spent tons of dough raising a rock face out of waters to save theirs {art) in the Valley of the Kings, if I remember correctly. Americans failed to protect Iraqi ancient art.
I am, without doubt, a boob.
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I'm conflicted as whether to laugh, be aroused, or...shit i don't know. I like none the less. Kinda reminds me of some of my writes. I hope your teat feels better soon and goes back to normal function and size. Damn those terrorizing terrorists of tits!
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