Deaf burglar allowed new hearing says judge.
Model trains in vicars lounge.
Jigsaw champ in pieces over loss of title.
Clock thief faces doing time.
Pancake tossing champion flips at opponent.
Stolen car found by tree.
Strong winds caused damage says gas expert.
Viagra usage on the rise says doctors.
Author notes
Excellent contest. Hope these are okay for you.
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A contest entry
- Crazy Headlines by Melodies.
600 points, ended January 27, 12 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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They are crazy headlines.
very smart to have put them together.
A real relief to a tired mind.
congrats for the humor.
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I heard the first one, it's so funny!
love the jigsaw one and the pancake tossing champion, great stuffs -
Oh my GOSH... so FUNNY!
Out of breath from laughing and laughing... I think I might have to get another face lift from the laugh lines I'm getting. 
This is GREAT! 
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These are good!
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ROFL...these are great....
All the best!
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Haha these all made me smile thank you for sharing and I wish you luck in her contest best wishes and much love
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